A great tile (and conversation piece) for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Ceramic Tile

A great mug (and conversation piece) for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Mug

A great pickleball paddle for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Pickleball Paddle

A great trivet (and conversation piece) for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Trivet

A great ping pong paddle for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Ping Pong Paddle

A great coaster (and conversation piece) for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Glass Coaster

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A great shirt for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... T-Shirt

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 

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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the woodwind musician, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Woodwind Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for saxophonists, bassoonists, flutists, clarinetists, and oboists!

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Funny The Woodwind Whisperer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

I am the Hummingbird Whisperer. Brag about the bee-sized birds that frequent your backyard. Be the envy of your hummingbird-less friends. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for lovers of these flying jewels.

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Funny Quote: I am the Hummingbird Whisperer T-Shirt

I love birds, even though they use fowl language. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and bird lovers. More or less guaranteed to get a few groans.

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Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

A shirt for all ages -- literally. A tongue-in-cheek look at / observation of personalities and idiosyncracies as viewed through the lenses of youth, adulthood, and old age. What we might find as cute or adorable in children, we find amusing or quirky in adults, and eccentric (sometimes downright and intolerably so) in those of the golden age "persuasion". Ain't that the truth?

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Witty Tongue in Cheek Observations of Age T-Shirt

With the giggle-inducing nickname, "L'il Miss Gigglemug" (in letter slightly askew for humorous effect), this is the perfect shirt for girls, the perpetually optimistic, linguists, word nerds, English teachers, or those who simply smile a lot!

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Funny L'il Miss Gigglemug T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Relapsed Junk Food Junkie" t-shirt is great for those who can't resist the lure of salty snacks (cholesterol and blood pressure be damned).

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Funny Relapsed Junk Food Junkie T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny jumbo novelty mug, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who constantly curates TV viewing choices for the family, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Master Remote Controller" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Master Remote Controller Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Travel Notebook

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Stone Coaster

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Tote Bag

Inspirational Quote Those Who Roam ... LED Sign

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Mug

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Dart Board

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this design, which features the inspirational quote "those who roam make every port a place to call their own" on an aged paper background.

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WOW Inspirational Those Who Roam ...

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Glass

This is a great way to recognize the individual who drops off her daughter(s) at ballet class, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Ballet Liaison Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Ballet Liaison Officer Hashtag Busy Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "for more laughter in your life, turn off auto-correct." 

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Funny For More Laughter ... Turn off Auto-Correct T-Shirt

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink with this hip flask, which features the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave and maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a toast to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... T-Shirt

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... T-Shirt

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