Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent to the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

This cute and quirky "now accepting new tenants" mason bee hotelier mug is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. If you're into beekeeping, you know that these gentle solitary bees are pollinating powerhouses (3X better than honeybees!) Just give them their own room, and let them wander through your flowering plants, shrubs, and trees to do their magic. Reverse shows identical design. Customize as desired.

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Funny Mason Bee Hotelier Now Accepting New Tenants Mug

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking mug features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany against a metallic colored elevator background with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Mug

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" mug is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 
 
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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Coffee Mug

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to your favorite drink with this mug, which features a blue dove of peace-shaped tag cloud. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list for Christmas or throughout the year!
 
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Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Coffee Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Tee Mug

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Beer Stein

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Mug

Colorful Cheers Toast in Many Languages Word Cloud Mug

Toast special days and special people with this striking design, which features a word art design of the drinking salutation "cheers" in many different languages on a black background! 

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WOW Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages

Life is full of ironies. Mother Nature really knows how to pull the wool over our eyes. It surprised me to learn that dandelion, that wretched self-seeding weed that is the bane and blight of landscapers and gardeners, is actually loaded with even more Vitamin K (a single 3.5 oz serving of dandelion greens delivers a whopping 741% of your daily recommended intake of said vitamin (source: Wikipedia)) ... even more than kale. Tea, coffee, and wine have been made using dandelions for many years, and this 'lowly' weed has even been used for medicinal purposes in many cultures since the dawn of time.

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Funny Quote Give Us This Day Our Daily Dandelions Coffee Mug

This funny "Master of the Green" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

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Other coffee mugs from various stores