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This funny gardener's "No Creaky Knees If You Please" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Personalize as desired.

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Funny Gardeners No Creaky Knees If You Please Seat Cushion

Get inspired, wherever you plant your seat, with this stadium cushion, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Seat Cushion

With the words, "Aurora Borealis Chaser" (and the northern lights peeking out of the word aurora), this is the perfect seat cushion for photographers, geophysicists, weather forecasters, those who like to stalk EM storms, or anyone who's naturally attracted to the natural attractions of this world!

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Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Seat Cushion

I Was at the Planetary Parade of August 28, 2024 Seat Cushion

Celebrate Syzygy on August 28, 2024 Seat Cushion

Celebrate Syzygy and the Planetary Parade on 2024 with these designs, which announce the event in a sci-fi style font with a stylized diagram of the six aligning planets on a solid black background.

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WOW Planetary Parade / Celebrate Syzygy 2024

This funny gardener's "Green Thumbs Not Green Bums" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Personalize as desired.

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Funny Gardeners Green Thumbs Not Green Bums Seat Cushion

Celebrate the retirement of a soon-to-be former coworker with this funny stadium cushion, which features the sentiment, "Goodbye Nine to Five Hello Happy Hour" in a white, grunge style font, with an apple martini cleverly standing in for the "Y" in "Happy" on a soothing baby blue background.  

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Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Seat Cushion

This funny gardener's "a Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Here's to the kindred spirits who rejoice in the changing seasons, nurture flowers, shrubs, and trees to give their best, and wage a neverending battle against the constancy of weeds. Personalize as desired.

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Funny A Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress Seat Cushion

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Food Burner Ever Cutting Board

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

This cute and quirky "now accepting new tenants" mason bee hotelier mug is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. If you're into beekeeping, you know that these gentle solitary bees are pollinating powerhouses (3X better than honeybees!) Just give them their own room, and let them wander through your flowering plants, shrubs, and trees to do their magic. Reverse shows identical design. Customize as desired.

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Funny Mason Bee Hotelier Now Accepting New Tenants Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to keep things on an even keel, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Senior Mayhem Manager" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who can manage multiple stressful situations! 

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Funny Senior Mayhem Manager Hashtag Busy Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Sauce Boss is the perfectly poetic apron for sauciers, with the sobriquet rendered with white bold, block letters on a black circle.

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Funny Minimalist Bold Sauce Boss Adult Apron

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Mug

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Foil Prints

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Postcard

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Notebook

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Wooden Box Sign

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this foil print, which features the uplifting quote, "Kindness Pays Dividends" (and in smaller print, even though they may not be financial or immediate), pseudo-embossed on a black background.

PS1: World Kindness Day is November 13!
PS2: A great gift idea for stockbrokers, financial advisors, and those with a get-quick-rich mentality!

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Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ...

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "The journey is the same. Only the path taken is different", rendered in elegant lettering. 

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Funny Gardeners No Creaky Knees If You Please Seat Cushion

Funny Gardeners No Creaky Knees If You Please Seat Cushion

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