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This funny gardener's "a Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Here's to the kindred spirits who rejoice in the changing seasons, nurture flowers, shrubs, and trees to give their best, and wage a neverending battle against the constancy of weeds. Personalize as desired.

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Funny A Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress Seat Cushion

Take a touch of whimsy with you, wherever you plant your seat, with this vividly colorful and psychedelic stadium cushion, which features the saying "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Cushion" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Seat Cushion

This funny gardener's "Green Thumbs Not Green Bums" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Personalize as desired.

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Funny Gardeners Green Thumbs Not Green Bums Seat Cushion

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking novelty seat cushion features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. 

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Seat Cushion

Get inspired, wherever you plant your seat, with this stadium cushion, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Seat Cushion

With the words, "Aurora Borealis Chaser" (and the northern lights peeking out of the word aurora), this is the perfect seat cushion for photographers, geophysicists, weather forecasters, those who like to stalk EM storms, or anyone who's naturally attracted to the natural attractions of this world!

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Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Seat Cushion

This funny gardener's "No Creaky Knees If You Please" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Personalize as desired.

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Funny Gardeners No Creaky Knees If You Please Seat Cushion

I am the Hummingbird Whisperer. Brag about the bee-sized birds that frequent your backyard. Be the envy of your hummingbird-less friends.

The perfect "novel tee" shirt for lovers of these flying jewels.

Funny I am the Hummingbird Whisperer T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who constantly curates TV viewing choices for the family, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Master Remote Controller" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Master Remote Controller Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

Great Ideas Start as Doodles on a Napkin. That's right -- many successfully commercialized ideas have started with a pen, a thought, and scribbles on the back of a napkin. Inspiration these days is more likely to occur on a smartphone.

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Great Ideas Start as Doodles on a Napkin

Badminton buffs will love this shirt, which features a word art design, with an illustration of an angled birdie/shuttlecock substituting for the 'a' in badminton, and the pun-filled tagline 'serving up great times.'

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Badminton Shuttlecock Birdie Word Art Serving ... Sweatshirt

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Napkins

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pet Bed

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Dart Board

Funny Tie-Dye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Drawstring Bag

Funny Tie Dye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Cornhole Set

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pickleball Paddle

Add a touch of humor to your dining experience with this vividly colorful and psychedelic design, which features the saying "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Product" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

WOW Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ...

I'm in the Doghouse Because the Backyard has Gone to the Birds. Any self-respecting nature lover knows that the moment you make a place in your heart for the wildlife in your backyard, they take over the physical spaces, too. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for birders.

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Funny Quote I'm in the Doghouse T-Shirt

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Glass

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Coaster

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Adult Cloth Face Mask

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Shot Glass

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Luggage Tag

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Notebook

Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Glass Coaster

Offer encouragement, toast achievements, and celebrate special people with this inspirational can cooler, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Funny A Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress Seat Cushion

Funny A Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress Seat Cushion

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