With the empowering encouragement, "Yes She Can Do It!", styled in a tall handwriting-style font, this measuring tape is the perfect way to tell one and all that she is quite the handywoman! Customize background color, font, and meme as desired.

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Simple Yes She Can Do It! Female Empowerment Tape Measure

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With the humorous observation, "To Err is Human -- Measure Twice", styled in a tall handwriting-style font, this measuring tape is the perfect way to tell one and all that the said owner/holder may make mistakes! Customize background color, font, and meme as desired.

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Funny To Err is Human Measure Twice! Tape Measure

With the humorous observation, "100% Human 0% AI", styled in a tall handwriting-style font, this measuring tape is the perfect way to tell one and all that the said owner/holder still likes to do things the old-fashioned way! Customize background color, font, and meme as desired.

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Funny 100% Human 0% AI Tape Measure

With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (30, to be exact), eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious (on the reverse), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Very good or very fine.

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Funny eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious Weird Word T-Shirt

Add positivity and optimism to your day, the kitchen, or dining room with this premium acrylic coaster set, which features a mix of inspirational and whimsical quotes, including "be inspired everyday", "to dream is to journey ...", "life is a journey ...", and "... understanding builds bridges".

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Inspirational Motivational Words of Wisdom (I) Coaster Set

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Foil Prints

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Postcard

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Wooden Box Sign

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Notebook

Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Mug

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this foil print, which features the uplifting quote, "Kindness Pays Dividends" (and in smaller print, even though they may not be financial or immediate), pseudo-embossed on a black background.

PS1: World Kindness Day is November 13!
PS2: A great gift idea for stockbrokers, financial advisors, and those with a get-quick-rich mentality!

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Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ...

This "Long Live the Serial Comma. Today, Tomorrow, and Forever." is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians (followed by an example for the uninitiated). Myself, I've always been a big fan of the serial comma (also known by its other alias of Oxford comma), and have gotten into debates about the issue of redundancy vs necessity. It can prevent expensive lawsuits and hilarious interpretations when not employed.

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Funny Long Live the Serial Comma T-Shirt

Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

Funny The Birdie Whisperer Divot Tool

Funny Punny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Funny The Eagle Maker Divot Tool

Funny The Worm Burner Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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WOW Golf Personalized

Colorful Cozy Word Cloud in Many Languages Fleece Blanket

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud

WoW Colorful Welcome in Many Languages Word Cloud

WOW Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages

Inspirational Elegant Butterfly Tag Cloud

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud

WOW Hey You Get On My Word Cloud

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Mug

Celebrate the enterpreneurial spirit with this two-tone tag cloud shirt, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, doers, believers, and gamechangers.

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Middle Eastern cuisine), with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Baba Ganoush Guru" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Baba Ganoush Guru Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Cards

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Poster

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Espresso Cup

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Paper Napkins

Add a touch of inspiration and nature to your walls with this poster. This multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Towel

Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Towel

Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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WOW The Name of the Game(r)

Sauce Boss is the perfectly poetic mitt and potholder set for sauciers, with the sobriquet rendered with white bold, block letters on a black circle.

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Funny Minimalist Bold Sauce Boss Oven Mitt & Pot Holder Set

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" with a regal crown sitting at an angle on top of a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Simple Yes She Can Do It! Female Empowerment Tape Measure

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