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Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

This funny, double punned "This butter be good, because there's no margarine for error" apron will bring a groan, if not a chuckle or two, to those who read it, and those don it!

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Funny Pun / Wordplay ... No Margarine for Error Adult Apron

This funny Dessert Taster apron is perfect for budding pastry chefs and chocolatiers.

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Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results in other languages. This funny "Miso Hungry" apron (with chopsticks and sushi for added comical effect) is perfect for the sushi lover with a punny sense of humor.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... Adult Apron

Born to barbeque: kitchen kitsch for those who rule the grill. The perfect and alliterative apron for those who can't be parted from their hibachis.

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Born to BBQ / Barbeque Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Shoe Pastry" (with an accompanying silhouette of a stiletto for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding choux pastry, an unleavened dough used in many European-based cuisines.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Shoe (Choux) Pastry Adult Apron

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny Sherman teddy bear, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Teddy Bear

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Can Cooler

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Paper Plates

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Doormat

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Large Clock

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Trinket Tray

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

Nothing says gear for the garage like this funny design (no beer rings on the workbench please), designed in the style of a glowing car odometer/speedometer dial. Personalize with a name, date of establishment, memes and/or catchphrases!

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WOW Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these paper plates, which feature the word 'spooktacular' in crooked lettering and animated with a pair of crossed eyeballs on a pumpkin orange background.

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Funny Orange Black Eyeballs Spooktacular Pun Paper Plates

Have an elderly family member or know someone in their golden (or silver) years who refuses to give up their driving license and insists on hitting the road whenever s/he feels like it, no matter how less-than-perfect their driving record actually is? Then this novelty bumper sticker is the perfect tongue-in-cheek "warning sign" for other motorists who have the misfortune to share the road with them or be stuck behind or beside them.

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Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

Difference Maker Hashtag Job Title Giant Coffee Mug

Difference Maker Hashtag Job Title T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who goes above and beyond to create extraordinary change in their community and the lives of others, with this jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title of "Difference Maker" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Insert the hashtag occupation, career, or job title. Great gift idea for teacher, firefighter, police officer, doctor, nurse, philanthropist, or any occupation that serves the greater good!

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Difference Maker Hashtag Job Title

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this alliterative pickleball paddle, which tells us that the wearer is a "pickleball professor". Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

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Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Trucker Hat

Funny Quote Life is a Journey ... Embroidered Hoodie

Offer a bit of humor with this philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores