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With the "excuse", "Not Tonight, I Have the Collywobbles" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms! Collywobbles is such a cute and endearing way to refer to butterflies in the stomach.

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With the "excuse", "Not Tonight, I Have the Collywobbles" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms! Collywobbles is such a cute and endearing way to refer to butterflies in the stomach.

© W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Not Tonight I Have the Collywobbles T-Shirt

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This is a great way to recognize the individual who spends most of his/her time mixing up mystery liquids in the science lab or drinks at the bar, with this funny novelty t-shirt, which features the job title "The Potion Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for scientists, alchemists, and bartenders!

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Funny The Potion Master Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This funny "We are the Succulent Surgeons, Oxygenating the World One Prickly Plant at a Time ..." shirt -- with a tiny spiky cactus in a pot, standing in for the letter "o" in surgeons -- is the perfect gift idea for nursery employees or plant/nature lovers! (and yes, as any potted plant fanboy or fangirl knows, not all succulents are cactus or prickly).

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Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons T-Shirt

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Hoodie

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Baby T-Shirt

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Baby Bodysuit

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker T-Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this design, which features the words "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. 

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WOW Funny Future Mad Scientist

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "The Journey is All that Matters" (so make every step count!) rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Motivational The Journey is all that Matters T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the event planner for tiny humans, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Play Date Planner" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Play Date Planner Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

I Was at the Planetary Parade of August 28, 2024 T-Shirt

Celebrate Syzygy on August 28, 2024 T-Shirt

Celebrate Syzygy and the Planetary Parade on 2024 with these designs, which announce the event in a sci-fi style font with a stylized diagram of the six aligning planets on a solid black background.

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WOW Planetary Parade / Celebrate Syzygy 2024

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt with the words "Simply Eerie Sistible" styled in a creepy font in white, lime green, and purple, is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends (single or attached)!

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Funny Punny Creepy Simply Eeriesistible T-Shirt

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Birdie Whisperer" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Black Cotton Face Mask

Celebrate moms and Mother's Day with this multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life on a white background. 

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Funny Definitions of Mom Jobs Careers Tag Cloud Mug

These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

Written in binary, this "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for programmers and geeks who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday ... to code some more! 
 
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Binary Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

Make it known to one and all that you are a gamechanger and disruptor with this hashtag shirt!

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#gamechanger #hashtag Gamechanger Hashtag T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder T-Shirt

Break the ice, wherever you go, with this colorful all-over-print drawstring backpack, which features the tag cloud for "hello" in many languages. 

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Funny Not Tonight I Have the Collywobbles T-Shirt

Funny Not Tonight I Have the Collywobbles T-Shirt

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