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With the "excuse", "Not Tonight, I Have the Collywobbles" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms! Collywobbles is such a cute and endearing way to refer to butterflies in the stomach.

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Funny Not Tonight I Have the Collywobbles T-Shirt

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Celebrate dads and Father's Day with this tag cloud shirt, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. 

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud T-Shirt

With its quasi-rhyming "job title" of "grammar drama queen" (and in smaller print, "yes, I do mind your Ps and Qs!", this funny shirt is a sly poke at the language police. ;) Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Relapsed Junk Food Junkie" t-shirt is great for those who can't resist the lure of salty snacks (cholesterol and blood pressure be damned).

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Funny Relapsed Junk Food Junkie T-Shirt

Funny Life is a Journey ... T-Shirt

Pass on a bit of poetic whimsy with this design, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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WOW Funny Life is a Journey ...

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a whiz with numbers, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Numbers Ninja" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for accountants, financial advisors, stockbrokers, mathematicians, or anyone who simply has an extremely copacetic relationship with the many branches of mathematica! 

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Funny Numbers Ninja Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." t-shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf T-Shirt

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby T-Shirt

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Tank Top

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bodysuit

Add a touch of whimsy to the nursery with this funny clock, which features the word "cute", spelled using the symbols of the periodic tablet of elements. Personalize as desired.

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Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols

With the giggle-inducing nickname, "L'il Miss Gigglemug" (in letter slightly askew for humorous effect), this is the perfect shirt for girls, the perpetually optimistic, linguists, word nerds, English teachers, or those who simply smile a lot!

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Funny L'il Miss Gigglemug T-Shirt

Break the ice, wherever you go, with this whimsical shirt, which features this philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes".

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Funny Life is a Journey Wear Comfy Shoes T-Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Tee Latte Mug

Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mug

Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-Shirt

This funny mug mocks the overuse of the exclamation mark with conflicting advice versus actual application. All punctuation in moderation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is right up there with the meme "Long Live Dead Languages". Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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WOW Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

Add a touch of foodie humor to your favorite drink with this mug , which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate Coffee Mug

Life is full of ironies. Mother Nature really knows how to pull the wool over our eyes. It surprised me to learn that dandelion, that wretched self-seeding weed that is the bane and blight of landscapers and gardeners, is actually loaded with even more Vitamin K (a single 3.5 oz serving of dandelion greens delivers a whopping 741% of your daily recommended intake of said vitamin (source: Wikipedia)) ... even more than kale. Tea, coffee, and wine have been made using dandelions for many years, and this 'lowly' weed has even been used for medicinal purposes in many cultures since the dawn of time.

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Funny Not Tonight I Have the Collywobbles T-Shirt

Funny Not Tonight I Have the Collywobbles T-Shirt

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