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Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Pumpkin PIE FIXES everything" Featuring a piece of pie, stars, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "It's time for dessert! So let's forgive and forget" to your own funny text.

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

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Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Let's Get Basted!" Featuring turkey, flowers, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "Eat, Drink, and Be Merry. Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!"

Let's Get Basted! Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate that says "Gobble Gobble. Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub! YAY GOD!" The bottom text can be modified to your own special phrase.

Gobble Gobble Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate featuring the text "Happy Thanksgiving" with a pumpkin and laurels. The top text, "Don't let politics ruin this meal" and the bottom text "Smith Family Turkey Dinner Extravaganza" can be customized with your own personalized text.

Happy Thanksgiving Custom Paper Plates

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Red & White

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little go F*@$ yourself. A funny sarcastic poster for the zen master who's having a tough day.

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little... poster

Funny #Momlife t-shirt that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name or hashtag.

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife T-Shirt

A funny Customizable stainless steel water bottle that says "Me? Sarcastic? NEVER". 

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Customizable Stainless Steel Water Bottle

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories, a funny coffee mug to begin your daily routine. Personalize this mug by changing the word "Sarcasm" to your favorite cynical word! Customize this product even further by changing the colors on the mug: 3 colors available to change. 

Funny Mug:If Only (your WORD here) Burned Calories Coffee Mug

Halloween bats shot glass for your Halloween party decoration.

Purple Halloween bats shot glass

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Square Sticker

Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes Sleeping - Funny T-Shirt

I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Travel Mug

Bah Humbug Skull and Candy Canes Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Dreaming of a White Christmas - Funny  T-Shirt

Gift ideas for the sarcastic mom! Is there a funny mom that you would like to share these with? Perhaps that mom is you!

Funny Gift Ideas For Moms

Santa's Naughty (Drunk) List - Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Funny Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Funny Green T-Shirt

Cranky Christmas Flask - NO! NO! NO!

Funny T-Shirt : Mostly Peace Love and Light

Looking for funny gift ideas for dad? We have a few ideas for the sarcastic man in your life.

Gift Ideas For Sarcastic Dads

Cynical poster with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Poster

Funny Chakra Alignment t-shirt that says, "Talk to Me when Your Chakras Are Aligned" Personalize the hashtag line with your own website or message.

Funny Chakra Alignment T-Shirt

Skeleton juggling skulls and jack-o-lanterns encouraging you to "Stay Spooky". Customize the back with your holiday greetings. 

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

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