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Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Pumpkin PIE FIXES everything" Featuring a piece of pie, stars, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "It's time for dessert! So let's forgive and forget" to your own funny text.

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

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Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate that says "Gobble Gobble. Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub! YAY GOD!" The bottom text can be modified to your own special phrase.

Gobble Gobble Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Let's Get Basted!" Featuring turkey, flowers, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "Eat, Drink, and Be Merry. Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!"

Let's Get Basted! Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate featuring the text "Happy Thanksgiving" with a pumpkin and laurels. The top text, "Don't let politics ruin this meal" and the bottom text "Smith Family Turkey Dinner Extravaganza" can be customized with your own personalized text.

Happy Thanksgiving Custom Paper Plates

Funny #Momlife t-shirt that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name or hashtag.

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife T-Shirt

Send a warning to your person of interest with this funny Halloween Voodoo Doll card. 

Funny Halloween Voodoo Doll  Card

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic chalkboard door mat rug

So many things could be said about this funny mug.... Great for moms, dads, teachers, anyone with a feelings meter. This listing is for a funny quote mug featuring the phrase "Caution! Mood Swing in progress" to enjoy your favorite beverage in! Customize this mug even further by changing the color of the quote to match the mug color you choose. Get a matching Adult Coloring Poster in my other shop: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_adult_coloring_poster-228108161923123999

Funny Mug: Caution Mood Swing in Progress Maroon Two-Tone Coffee Mug

"Let's leave Santa out of this" Cookie featuring a gnome, candy canes, an ornament, a bow, and snowflakes.

Let's Leave Santa Out Of This - Funny Cookie

A funny Christmas shirt for men and women featuring a skull wearing a Santa's hat and 2 candy canes behind it mimicking crossbones. The words "Bah! Humbug" And "Just Give Me Candy Canes" can be customized with your own quote. 🎅 Look for more funny Christmas tee shirts in our store.

Bah Humbug Skull and Candy Canes Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Halloween bats shot glass for your Halloween party decoration.

Green Halloween bats shot glass

Express yourself with this funny phone grip that says "Don't F*ing Care Bear". The bear looks grumpy and is wearing a skull and cross bones t-shirt, which adds to his demeanor.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this Don't Care Bear with attitude!

Don't F*ing Care Bear Funny Phone Grip

Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep in your pocket? This Cranky Christmas Flask is a great way to express your holiday cheer. Personalize this flask with your name and/or quote. Get the matching funny t-shirt here: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_christmas_cheer_no_no_no_funny_green_t_shirt-235466569730195578

Cranky Christmas Flask - NO! NO! NO!

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Square Sticker

Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes Sleeping - Funny T-Shirt

I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Travel Mug

Dreaming of a White Christmas - Funny  T-Shirt

Gift ideas for the sarcastic mom! Is there a funny mom that you would like to share these with? Perhaps that mom is you!

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

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