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Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate that says "Gobble Gobble. Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub! YAY GOD!" The bottom text can be modified to your own special phrase.

Gobble Gobble Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

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Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Pumpkin PIE FIXES everything" Featuring a piece of pie, stars, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "It's time for dessert! So let's forgive and forget" to your own funny text.

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate featuring the text "Happy Thanksgiving" with a pumpkin and laurels. The top text, "Don't let politics ruin this meal" and the bottom text "Smith Family Turkey Dinner Extravaganza" can be customized with your own personalized text.

Happy Thanksgiving Custom Paper Plates

Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Let's Get Basted!" Featuring turkey, flowers, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "Eat, Drink, and Be Merry. Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!"

Let's Get Basted! Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Have a little black magic in your shot glass with this Halloween shot glass.

Halloween Potion of Death Shot Glass

Funny Mug with the statement "I have absolutely no desire to fit in"

Funny Mug: "I have absolutely no desire to fit in" Mug

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie

Make a statement with this funny Christmas Hoodie featuring a sheep and the quote, "BAH HUMBUG"

"Bah Humbug" Funny Christmas Hoodie with Sheep

"Don't make me get my spell book" t-shirt. Make a statement with this funny Halloween t-shirt.

Funny Halloween Shirt - Don't make me get my spell

Have cleansing magic in your shot glass with this Halloween decor

Halloween "Go smudge yourself" funny shot glass

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic chalkboard door mat rug

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical quote mug with the phrase "Normal People Scare Me" on it.

Gobble Gobble Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Gobble Gobble Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

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