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Send a warning to your person of interest with this funny Halloween Voodoo Doll card. 

Funny Halloween Voodoo Doll  Card

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Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Pumpkin PIE FIXES everything" Featuring a piece of pie, stars, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "It's time for dessert! So let's forgive and forget" to your own funny text.

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate featuring the text "Happy Thanksgiving" with a pumpkin and laurels. The top text, "Don't let politics ruin this meal" and the bottom text "Smith Family Turkey Dinner Extravaganza" can be customized with your own personalized text.

Happy Thanksgiving Custom Paper Plates

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Christmas Ornament featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny  Snowflake Pewter Christmas Ornament

Make a statement with this funny Christmas Hoodie featuring a sheep and the quote, "BAH HUMBUG"

"Bah Humbug" Funny Christmas Hoodie with Sheep

Cynical poster with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Poster

So many things could be said about this funny mug.... Great for moms, dads, teachers, anyone with a feelings meter. This listing is for a funny quote mug featuring the phrase "Caution! Mood Swing in progress" to enjoy your favorite beverage in! Customize this mug even further by changing the color of the quote to match the mug color you choose. Get a matching Adult Coloring Poster in my other shop: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_adult_coloring_poster-228108161923123999

Funny Mug:Caution Mood Swing in Progress Green Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I see your HO! HO! HO! & Raise you a NO! NO! NO!" Personalize this shirt with your own text or keep "point me towards the liquid cheer" so you can keep your drink topped off. Match this shirt with a flask or shot glass and really make a funny impact at your holiday Christmas party.

Funny Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Funny Green T-Shirt

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Colorful

Make a statement with this funny Christmas Hoodie featuring a Santa hat and the quote, "This is my Christmas JUMPER. HO HO ETC."

Sarcastic Christmas Hoodie with Santa Hat & Quote

A funny pillow with a cynical statement that says "Normal People Scare Me". Perfect message to send with your personal home decor.

Funny Pillow - Normal People Scare Me Throw Pillow

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

"Don't make me get my spell book" t-shirt. Make a statement with this funny Halloween t-shirt.

Funny Halloween Voodoo Doll Card

Funny Halloween Voodoo Doll Card

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