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How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic Teal/Yellow/Orange Doormat

welcome-ish sarcastic Purple & Green door mat rug

welcome-ish sarcastic door mat rug

welcome-ish sarcastic chalkboard door mat rug

Express yourself with this funny phone grip that says "I may look calm. But in my head I've pecked you 3 times". The rooster is wearing glasses and tilts his head to the side.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this sarcastic chicken with attitude!

Funny Rooster Phone Grip

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Christmas Ornament featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny  Snowflake Pewter Christmas Ornament

Have a little black magic in your shot glass with this Halloween shot glass.

Halloween Potion of Death Shot Glass

Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Let's Get Basted!" Featuring turkey, flowers, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "Eat, Drink, and Be Merry. Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!"

Let's Get Basted! Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

"I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping" funny t-shirt. Match with the mug here: https://www.zazzle.com/im_not_always_sarcastic_funny_quote_mug-168736414516703244

Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes Sleeping - Funny T-Shirt

A funny Christmas t-shirt featuring Santa Claus and his reindeer with a checklist "Nice, Naughty, Drunk" and a customizable line, "Just don't tell me about it in the morning"

Santa's Naughty (Drunk) List - Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Skeleton juggling skulls and jack-o-lanterns encouraging you to "Stay Spooky". Customize the back with your holiday greetings. 

Happy Halloween From The [Family Name] Candy Hershey's Miniatures

Skeleton holding a bouquet of Skulls and Flowers that says, "FOR YOU"

Skeleton with Skulls and Flowers Bouquet "FOR YOU" T-Shirt

Cynical poster with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Poster

"Let's leave Santa out of this" funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring a gnome, candy canes, an ornament, a bow, and snowflakes.

welcome-ish sarcastic Teal/Yellow/Orange Doormat

welcome-ish sarcastic Teal/Yellow/Orange Doormat

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