Funny and sarcastic gifts for your cynical friends and family.

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Express yourself with this Funny Anti-Social Rooster Phone Grip that says "Whew That was close. I almost had to socialize". The rooster has a shocked look on his face.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this sarcastic chicken with attitude!

Funny Anti-Social Rooster Phone Grip

Express yourself with this funny phone grip that says "I may look calm. But in my head I've pecked you 3 times". The rooster is wearing glasses and tilts his head to the side.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this sarcastic chicken with attitude!

Funny Rooster Phone Grip

Express yourself with this funny phone grip that says "Don't F*ing Care Bear". The bear looks grumpy and is wearing a skull and cross bones t-shirt, which adds to his demeanor.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this Don't Care Bear with attitude!

Don't F*ing Care Bear Funny Phone Grip

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Christmas Ornament featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny  Snowflake Pewter Christmas Ornament

"Dear Santa I regret nothing" Is a Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes. A great addition to Sana's cookie tray.

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