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A funny Customizable stainless steel water bottle that says "Me? Sarcastic? NEVER". 

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Customizable Stainless Steel Water Bottle

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Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Colorful

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Cookie featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny Cookie

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little go F🕊️☮️✌️ yourself. A funny sarcastic t-shirt for the zen master who's having a tough day.

Funny T-Shirt : Mostly Peace Love and Light

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little go F*@$ yourself. A funny sarcastic poster for the zen master who's having a tough day.

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little... poster

Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Pumpkin PIE FIXES everything" Featuring a piece of pie, stars, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "It's time for dessert! So let's forgive and forget" to your own funny text.

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

"Don't make me get my spell book" t-shirt. Make a statement with this funny Halloween t-shirt.

Funny Halloween Shirt - Don't make me get my spell

Skeleton juggling skulls and jack-o-lanterns encouraging you to "Stay Spooky". Customize the back with your holiday greetings. 

Happy Halloween From The [Family Name] Candy Hershey's Miniatures

Cynical mug with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid"

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Mug

Have cleansing magic in your shot glass with this Halloween decor

Halloween "Go smudge yourself" funny shot glass

"I put a spell on your" funny shot glass Halloween theme party decoration.

Halloween "I put a spell on you" funny shot glass

"Let's leave Santa out of this" funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring a gnome, candy canes, an ornament, a bow, and snowflakes.

Let's Leave Santa Out Of This - Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

So many things could be said about this funny mug.... Great for moms, dads, teachers, anyone with a feelings meter. This listing is for a funny quote mug featuring the phrase "Caution! Mood Swing in progress" to enjoy your favorite beverage in! Customize this mug even further by changing the color of the quote to match the mug color you choose. Get a matching Adult Coloring Poster in my other shop: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_adult_coloring_poster-228108161923123999

Funny Mug:Caution Mood Swing in Progress Green Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Make a statement with this funny Christmas Hoodie featuring a Santa hat and the quote, "This is my Christmas JUMPER. HO HO ETC."

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Customizable Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Customizable Stainless Steel Water Bottle

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