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If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories, a funny coffee mug to begin your daily routine. Personalize this mug by changing the word "Sarcasm" to your favorite cynical word! Customize this product even further by changing the colors on the mug: 3 colors available to change. 

Funny Mug:If Only (your WORD here) Burned Calories Coffee Mug

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Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical quote mug with the phrase "Normal People Scare Me" on it.

Cynical Quote Mug - Normal People Scare Me

So many things could be said about this funny mug.... Great for moms, dads, teachers, anyone with a feelings meter. This listing is for a funny quote mug featuring the phrase "Caution! Mood Swing in progress" to enjoy your favorite beverage in! Customize this mug even further by changing the color of the quote to match the mug color you choose.  Get a matching Adult Coloring Poster in my other shop: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_adult_coloring_poster-228108161923123999

Funny Mug:Caution Mood Swing in Progress Navy Blue Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical mug with the phrase "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping." on it.

I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug

Funny #Momlife mug that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name.

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife mug

So many things could be said about this funny mug.... Great for moms, dads, teachers, anyone with a feelings meter. This listing is for a funny quote mug featuring the phrase "Caution! Mood Swing in progress" to enjoy your favorite beverage in! Customize this mug even further by changing the color of the quote to match the mug color you choose. Get a matching Adult Coloring Poster in my other shop: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_adult_coloring_poster-228108161923123999

Funny Mug: Caution Mood Swing in Progress Lt Blue Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical mug with the phrase "Normal People Scare Me" on it.

Normal People Scare Me - Funny Quote Mug

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this funny mug with the cynical phrase "Normal People Scare Me" on it.

Funny Mug - Normal People Scare Me

Have cleansing magic in your shot glass with this Halloween decor

Halloween "Go smudge yourself" funny shot glass

Cynical poster with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Poster

Spiral notebook with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Notebook

"I put a spell on your" funny shot glass Halloween theme party decoration.

Halloween "I put a spell on you" funny shot glass

Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep in your pocket? This Cranky Christmas Flask is a great way to express your holiday cheer. Personalize this flask with your name and/or quote. Get the matching funny t-shirt here: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_christmas_cheer_no_no_no_funny_green_t_shirt-235466569730195578

Cranky Christmas Flask - NO! NO! NO!

A funny travel mug that says "Me? Sarcastic? NEVER". 

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Travel Mug

"Dear Santa I regret nothing" Is a Funny Cookie featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes. A great addition to Sana's cookie tray.

Funny Mug:If Only (your WORD here) Burned Calories Coffee Mug

Funny Mug:If Only (your WORD here) Burned Calories Coffee Mug

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