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If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories, a funny coffee mug to begin your daily routine. Personalize this mug by changing the word "Sarcasm" to your favorite cynical word! Customize this product even further by changing the colors on the mug: 3 colors available to change. 

Funny Mug:If Only (your WORD here) Burned Calories Coffee Mug

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Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical quote mug with the phrase "Normal People Scare Me" on it.

Cynical Quote Mug - Normal People Scare Me

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical mug with the phrase "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping." on it.

I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical mug with the phrase "Normal People Scare Me" on it.

Normal People Scare Me - Funny Quote Mug

Funny Mug with the statement "I have absolutely no desire to fit in"

Funny Mug: "I have absolutely no desire to fit in" Mug

Funny #Momlife mug that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name.

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife mug

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this funny mug with the cynical phrase "Normal People Scare Me" on it.

Funny Mug - Normal People Scare Me

Candied Apple with skull frosting inviting you to "Bite Me". Add a little fun to your Halloween treats with this fun floral skull design.

Bite Me Skull Hershey's Candy Favors

A funny travel mug that says "Me? Sarcastic? NEVER". 

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Travel Mug

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Red & White

Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep up during the holidas? This Cranky Christmas Beer Stein is a great way to express your holiday cheer. Personalize this beer stein with your name and/or quote. Get the matching funny t-shirt here: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_christmas_cheer_no_no_no_funny_green_t_shirt-235466569730195578

Cranky Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Beer Stein

Cynical t-shirt with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" T-Shirt

Cynical poster with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Poster

"Let's leave Santa out of this" Cookie featuring a gnome, candy canes, an ornament, a bow, and snowflakes.

Funny Mug:If Only (your WORD here) Burned Calories Coffee Mug

Funny Mug:If Only (your WORD here) Burned Calories Coffee Mug

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