Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny stone coaster!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Stone Coaster

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a set of punny stemless wine glasses (choose a set of one, two, or four).

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny t-shirt!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun T-Shirt

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny apron!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Adult Apron

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny wine gift bag!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

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Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny kitchen towel!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a set of punny cocktail napkins!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Napkins

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny postcard.


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Postcard

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a set of punny paper coasters!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

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Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny wooden box sign, good for displaying and hanging.


Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this wooden box sign to cement your bond. (It sits on a flat surface or hangs on a wall.) To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! 

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

There's red wine, white wine, rosé, dessert, and sparkling wines. But in the end, the best wines are the ones we drink with friends. Here's The Cabernet Cat and a dear friend getting together to share some very old wine that The C.C. has been saving for a special occasion. They're raising their glasses to each other and toasting to friendship! Here's a cute, rustic wooden box sign to display on a desk or hang on a wall. Cheers!

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Wooden Box Sign

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a rustic wooden box sign with the funny wine quote.

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

People say I look at life through rosé colored glasses. But I don't see it. That's with an accent on the "e" by the way, and rosé wine, not pink champagne. I hope I'm not being confusing. I was going for punny. Take this lovely wooden box wall art, for example. No really, take it.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Wooden Box Sign

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars, adding to the mid-century style. Even the font has a retro quality. Wine-loving cat fans who appreciate vintage style and funny wine sayings will love this rustic wooden box sign, perfect for displaying or hanging.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

You've probably seen or heard the popular wine quotes in this collection before. If they're some of your favorites, you're not alone. They're classic!


Classic Wine Quotes

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine for Dinner Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Card

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Apron

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Throw Pillow

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun T-Shirt

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Thermal Wine Tumbler

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Box

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

The wine quotes in this collection are not meant to be eaten for breakfast. But they can be used for toasting, as in, Cheers! or Salut! or Chin Chin! 

Wine Quotes for Toasting

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

Friendship Wine Quotes

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Adult Apron

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Box

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

The Cabernet Cat sells coasters! (You probably knew that.) Here are coaster sets! A set contains 4 acrylic coasters with different designs with a common theme. Coasters come in a sturdy, attractive holder. Great for parties or wine shops, or as hostess or holiday gifts for wine-loving folks you care about.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

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