What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on an apron.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a cute t-shirt.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a classy stone coaster.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a rustic wooden box sign, great for displaying or hanging near a wine bar.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a fun fridge magnet.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Magnet

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a cute kitchen towel.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring The Cabernet Cat, is on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Wine for Dinner Stemless Wine Glass

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a set of cocktail napkins.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a humorous postcard.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a handy wine gift bag.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

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What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a roomy tote bag.

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive tote bag.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here's a tote bag with that funny wine quote, good for carrying several bottles of wine on your way home from the wine store.

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a very nice tote bag, perfect for carrying some of that wine you just bought at the wine store.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Large Tote Bag

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars. Even the font has a retro quality. Wine-loving cat fans who appreciate vintage mid-century style and funny wine sayings will love this tote bag, perfect for toting wine home from the wine store!

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Large Tote Bag

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a festive tote bag!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this funny tote bag of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. 

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Tote Bag

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Large Tote Bag

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Postcard

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Coffee Mug

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat T-Shirt

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Bag

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Lumbar Pillow

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Magnet

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun, funny wine gift for a yoga classmate or anyone who wear yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Magnet

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet on lots of products, perfect for home or entertaining at your next wine tasting party!

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote

It's Christmas time, and The Cabernet Cat is in a rhymin' mood! Here are four different Christmas wine quote rhymes that are perfect for toasting glasses of cheer at a holiday gathering. It's a coaster set! Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot; Sleigh All Day Then the Rosé; Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin; and Saluté and a Chardonnay! The Cabernet Cat is on each one (of course!), wearing his Santa hat at a different dashing angle. It's too cute! And a perfect Christmas gift for the wine lover on your gift list, or as a hosting gift for the Christmas party you're going to. The four acrylic coasters come in a smart, handy case. Cheers!

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Magnet

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Kitchen Towel

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Throw Pillow

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white wine runs out, I'll drink the red. Because the Cabernet Cat is all about red wine anyway. I guess you could say he's ambi-WINE-rous. (Ooh, not funny, sorry!) So this trendy wine quote is on a Christmas card. There's The C.C. himself holding his almost-empty glass of white wine, a cool retro font, and some burgundy stars decoration. You can customize it by changing the text inside to something of your own. Happy Holidays!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun T-Shirt

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Magnet

Everything Happens for a Riesling Thermal Wine Tumbler

Everything happens for a Riesling! This punny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this design's for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun

Wine for Mother's Day Square Paper Coaster

Wine for Mother's Day T-Shirt

Wine for Mother's Day Postcard

Wine for Mother's Day Holiday Card

Wine for Mother's Day Magnet

Wine for Mother's Day Stemless Wine Glass

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mom a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. 

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

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