The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a funny mug. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Coffee Mug

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a unisex men's style t-shirt. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme T-Shirt

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a throw pillow. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Throw Pillow

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on some paper coasters. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Square Paper Coaster

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a long-sleeve t-shirt. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

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The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a reusable grocery bag. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Grocery Bag

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this reusable grocery bag, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Grocery Bag

Vintage darkly humorous black and white image of a skeleton couple, one facing front, the other facing back, seemingly holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, as though they are about to begin a dance. Each anatomically correct skeleton is diagrammed with numbered bones, at one time possibly used in a science laboratory of old, or a classroom receiving a lesson in the human skeletal system. Have fun at your next trip to the grocery store with this reusable grocery bag, starring the Halloween loving skeleton couple.

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Grocery Bag

You've heard of veni, vidi, vici: I came, I saw, I conquered. The cat person version of this might be: I went, I saw, I missed my cat. This is the funny quote we're going with here (in a very Roman font), and it's accompanied by a faux-gold framed photo of Kitty Dearest (a very grumpy cat). Indeed, who could be away from this cat for long? This design is on a reusable grocery bag.

I Went, Saw, Missed My Cat Funny Quote Grocery Bag

I Was Told There Would Be Cats T-Shirt

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Tote Bag

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Postcard

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Magnet

Where are the cats? I was told there would be cats! I would like my money back, please. Oh! There they are! What a relief. I find I don't enjoy being anywhere unless there are plenty of cats. Here is the popular meme on a button, you lucky cat lover.

I Was Told There Would Be Cats

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Tripod Lamp

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Doormat

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Gift Tags

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Tote Bag

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Postcard

Midcentury Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Wrapping Paper Sheets

A festive retro Christmas scene with red, green, and gold ornaments hanging from sparkling, beaded garlands, on a snowy royal blue background with light blue pine trees. Be creative this year with your Christmas home decor, and dress up your table with a delightfully different holiday design.

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Sticker

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote T-Shirt

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Postcard

"I figure, if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one," said Martha Jane Cannary, more famously known as Calamity Jane. Excellent advice and inspirational, encouraging words for girls everywhere, of every age.

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote

Lost Keys? Here They Are! Pretty Funny Keychain

Lost keys? Where are my keys? Has anybody seen my keys? What you need is a funny keychain that shouts at you (not literally) from wherever you left them last, "Here They Are!" Problem solved. This keychain even has a pretty light blue background covered with daisies.

Lost Keys? Here They Are! Pretty Funny

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Wooden Box Sign

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Round Clock

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Classic Round Sticker

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Baby T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Tote Bag

This cute baby raccoon (or "kit") says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor baby raccoon, adorned with a flower crown of burgundy and purple iris and a couple of tiny red ladybugs, and doing their very favorite thing: Reading a book! They even have a stack of more books to read after this one. The light blue text matches the raccoon's little overalls and some of the books. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Spread the love!

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Mug

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Throw Pillow

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Wine Label

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks T-Shirt

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Drawstring Bag

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Postcard

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around! Use this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Coffee Mug

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script T-Shirt

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Leggings

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Sticker

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Wooden Box Sign

No rain, no flowers. It's an inspirational quote, also a popular tattoo quotation. Meant to comfort when there is pain, or to encourage hard work to achieve positive results. Here the minimalist message, a short, simple quote, is in the minimalist style, with pretty, fluid cursive, or script, typography.

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect T-Shirt

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect  Post-it Notes

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect Two-Tone Coffee Mug

I don't need no stinkin' AutoCorrect! I know how to speel! I mean, spell! Everybody hates AutoCorrect, right? If you're not careful, you send your text or post with some crazy word you didn't intend. Or it decides to spell "your" as "you're" or vice versa, when that's NOT what you meant. So annoying! Then again, everybody (typist, data entry admin, proofreader, editor, or everyday computer user) uses it anyway, right? Come on, admit it: You're in love/hate with Auto Correct. OK, so try it the old fashioned way: No AutoCorrect at all! Then... wait for it... PROOFREAD YOUR TEXT. Don't be a sissy! Turn off AutoCorrect!

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke Postcard

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke Card

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke T-Shirt

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke Can Cooler

Hey, if Dad says he'll fix it, he will fix it! No need to remind him every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny dad joke to apply to your father, or Granddad, or George, Georgia, or whomever it is in your family group, as a good-humored gift for Father's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile.

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun T-Shirt

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun Beverage Coaster

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Wrapping Paper Sheets

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun Tote Bag

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun Snowflake Pewter Christmas Ornament

Peach on Earth, Goodwill to all Fruits and Vegetables. Aha, all these years you thought it was "Peace on Earth," etc. OK, that's a thing, too. But if you change the "h" to an "e" you have a totally alternative, punny way to say Happy Holidays that is especially for vegetarians, vegans, and all lovers of healthy fruits and vegetables. Which is just about everybody, if you don't count meat, right? So here are fun, festive products with the Christmas wish colorfully illustrated by said peach and vegetables, in a fun, charming font. Happy Inclusive Holidays!

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Tote Bag

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Adult Apron

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Coffee Mug

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Stone Coaster

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds T-Shirt

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Poster

Cute cartoon drawing of two love birds kissing and snuggling on a tree branch, with their happy home bird house on the branch below, in pastel blue, green, gray, and lavender. You've heard "happy wife, happy life"; It's also worth spreading the news that a happy spouse means you probably have a happy house to go with it.

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Grocery Bag

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Grocery Bag

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