The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a unisex men's style t-shirt. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme T-Shirt

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a funny mug. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Coffee Mug

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a reusable grocery bag. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Grocery Bag

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on some paper coasters. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Square Paper Coaster

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a long-sleeve t-shirt. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

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The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a throw pillow. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Throw Pillow

Halloween Black and White Flying Bats Pattern Throw Pillow

Creepy bats flying in a random pattern cover these cute Halloween items, with tiny white stars filling the spaces here and there, setting your spooky Halloween mood. Available in an array of background colors. And many are customizable, of course!

Halloween Black and White Flying Bats Pattern

This cute baby turtle (or "hatchling") says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor turtle hatchling, wearing his reading glasses and adorned with a few daisies, doing his very favorite thing: Reading a book! He even has a stack of more books to read after this one. The brown text matches the turtle's glasses and shell. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Here it is on a comfy throw pillow. Spread the love!

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Turtle Throw Pillow

We all have those days. Just not in the moo to do anything, see anybody, go anywhere. Did I say "moo"? I mean "mood." Not in the mood. But sometimes a cow just says it better. I am NOT in the moooooooo. So leave me alone, or I'm likely to ... What do cows do when they're fussy?

Not in the Moo Throw Pillow

There's no argument with the familiar It is what it is meme. Here is a pretty way to look at it: with the words circling around a pretty black and white swirling Celtic design mandala, like a mantra to meditate on. AKA, the what meme, what it is what it is, and a great words tattoo idea, here on a throw pillow in a calming green.

"It Is What It Is" Meme and Swirling Celtic Design Throw Pillow

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with a fabulous throw pillow! There's even a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake on the back. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Throw Pillow

Did you know the word "copacetic," or "copasetic," (meaning "everything is OK") actually started to become popular in the Roaring Twenties? Here is a retro 1920s typography design of word quote art using "copacetic" in an Art Deco color palette and font style. It's stylish and chic home decor on this lumbar shaped throw pillow.

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography, Colors Lumbar Pillow

If you love to knit, you know that knitting is always the answer, no matter what the question was. Any knitter knows. Here's a cute design featuring trendy typography of the funny message and drawings of three colorful balls of yarn, with knitting needles and all.

Knitting Is the Answer Throw Pillow

I'm not sure you would call this a play on words. Or a pun. But it is punny, I hope. This poor typographer wanted to fit some type... some words into a space, but there wasn't enough... space. They all fit except one: the "E." In SPACE. So he's left with: I NEED MORE SPAC. Very funny. On a t-shirt.

I Need More Spac | Funny Word Play T-Shirt

This cozy fleece blanket looks like it's been knitted by a beloved aunt, friend, or you yourself. It's white with pretty red knit-look borders of diamond shapes and dots, and  a red roman mosaic at top and bottom. And right in the middle is your name or that of a loved one, in a knit-look font to match the design. Perfect for cuddling up on chilly Christmas nights or mornings, opening presents, and sipping hot chocolate. 

Knitted Look White with Red Pattern Borders Cozy F Fleece Blanket

I Love to Read with Cute Fawn Photo Print

I Love to Read with Cute Fawn Classic Round Sticker

I Love to Read with Cute Fawn T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Fawn Tote Bag

I Love to Read with Cute Fawn Large Clock

I Love to Read with Cute Fawn Wooden Box Sign

This cute little fawn says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor fawn, wearing her new reading glasses and accompanied by one blue butterfly and two busy ladybugs. And she's perched on top of some of her very favorite things: Books! The red text matches her ladybug friends. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. All designs are customizable, too.

I Love to Read with Cute Fawn

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was looking for Mute. How many times have you wanted to put this sarcastic, funny quote into action? Well, you could gift this mug to someone you know who pushes all your buttons. Maybe a husband, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend.

Didn't Mean to Push All Your Buttons Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Sparkling Heart on Beach | Unique Romantic Photo Holiday Card

Sparkling Heart on Beach | Unique Romantic Photo Card

Sparkling Heart on Beach | Unique Romantic Photo Postcard

In this photo, as a romantic expression of true love, someone has placed a handmade heart on a beach and somehow strung it with tiny lights that sparkle and catch the sun in the sand, while clear blue waves rush behind. What sweeter way to tell your valentine your love is complete. On the front, the signature is personalizable; on the back, write your own message or leave blank. [Photo by Steve Halama on Unsplash]

Sparkling Heart on Beach | Unique Romantic Photo

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote T-Shirt

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? A very funny quote, illustrated with a humorous vintage drawing of a man who is clearly in distress, and his dance partner, who would gladly help him right out of the party.

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Throw Pillow

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Throw Pillow

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