The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a reusable grocery bag. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Grocery Bag

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a funny mug. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Coffee Mug

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a throw pillow. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Throw Pillow

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on some paper coasters. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Square Paper Coaster

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a long-sleeve t-shirt. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme T-Shirt

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The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a unisex men's style t-shirt. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

I like [FILL IN BLANK] and maybe like 3 people T-Shirt

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people T-Shirt

When you really, really like something--say, reading, coffee, puppies, knitting, cauliflower, whatever--you may even like it more than you like people. Well, maybe there are three people you really like. Or maybe you just don't like people very much. Either way, here's a funny (and a little sarcastic) item or two with such a statement on them, where you can personalize the likable thing with your likable thing.

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people

Kindness Works | Be Kind T-Shirt

Kindness Works | Be Kind Hoodie

You may be sick of all the sweet "be kind" messages you see everywhere today. But I'm here to tell you, kindness works. If you know someone with depression, and want to know what you can do for them: Try kindness, the genuine kind. No kidding, it works.

Kindness Works | Be Kind

Am I Adorable or What? Toddler T-shirt

Am I Adorable or What? Baby T-Shirt

Am I Adorable or What? Funny Cute Baby Bodysuit

For a baby girl or boy who is just so adorable it's unbelievable: Am I adorable or WHAT? in a cute, hand-written font that looks just like it was written by the little person himself or herself. Next time you need a gift for a new baby or baby shower, think of being a hit at the party. Or maybe you just think your own little one is the cutest ever.

Am I Adorable or What?

This pretty kitty would just have to meow once and she'd have you. Maybe yours looks like the cat in this cute cartoon drawing, white with blue eyes, with a pretty pink butterfly perched on her nose, who says "You had me at meow." Any cat lover would understand exactly.

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover T-Shirt

Nonchalant | Chalant AF T-Shirt

What is the opposite of nonchalant? Chalant, I guess. Meh. Do I look like I care? Read my button.

Nonchalant | Chalant AF

Not in the Moo T-Shirt

Not in the Moo Baby Bodysuit

We all have those days. Just not in the moo to do anything, see anybody, go anywhere. Did I say "moo"? I mean "mood." Not in the mood. But sometimes a cow just says it better. I am NOT in the moooooooo. So leave me alone, or I'm likely to ... What do cows do when they're fussy?

Not in the Moo

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids T-Shirt

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Baby Bodysuit

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Toddler T-shirt

Here's a hairy orange monster that's full of fun, who has googly eyes, blue arms and legs, and a funny smile, and wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mom, Dad, Auntie, Uncle, Gran, or Jordan the Babysitter, you can add the youngster's name and yours, and you'll have a totally unique custom cartoon gift that's all their own.

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids

I Was Told There Would Be Cats T-Shirt

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Tote Bag

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Postcard

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Magnet

Where are the cats? I was told there would be cats! I would like my money back, please. Oh! There they are! What a relief. I find I don't enjoy being anywhere unless there are plenty of cats. Here is the popular meme on a button, you lucky cat lover.

I Was Told There Would Be Cats

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Tripod Lamp

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Doormat

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Gift Tags

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Tote Bag

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Postcard

Midcentury Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Wrapping Paper Sheets

A festive retro Christmas scene with red, green, and gold ornaments hanging from sparkling, beaded garlands, on a snowy royal blue background with light blue pine trees. Be creative this year with your Christmas home decor, and dress up your table with a delightfully different holiday design.

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Sticker

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote T-Shirt

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Postcard

"I figure, if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one," said Martha Jane Cannary, more famously known as Calamity Jane. Excellent advice and inspirational, encouraging words for girls everywhere, of every age.

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote

Lost Keys? Here They Are! Pretty Funny Keychain

Lost keys? Where are my keys? Has anybody seen my keys? What you need is a funny keychain that shouts at you (not literally) from wherever you left them last, "Here They Are!" Problem solved. This keychain even has a pretty light blue background covered with daisies.

Lost Keys? Here They Are! Pretty Funny

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Wooden Box Sign

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Round Clock

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Classic Round Sticker

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Baby T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Tote Bag

This cute baby raccoon (or "kit") says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor baby raccoon, adorned with a flower crown of burgundy and purple iris and a couple of tiny red ladybugs, and doing their very favorite thing: Reading a book! They even have a stack of more books to read after this one. The light blue text matches the raccoon's little overalls and some of the books. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Spread the love!

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Mug

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Throw Pillow

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Wine Label

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks T-Shirt

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Drawstring Bag

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Postcard

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around! Use this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Coffee Mug

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script T-Shirt

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Leggings

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Sticker

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Wooden Box Sign

No rain, no flowers. It's an inspirational quote, also a popular tattoo quotation. Meant to comfort when there is pain, or to encourage hard work to achieve positive results. Here the minimalist message, a short, simple quote, is in the minimalist style, with pretty, fluid cursive, or script, typography.

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme T-Shirt

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme T-Shirt

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