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Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around. Use this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party anyway. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Drawstring Bag

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around. Buy this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Mug

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Notebook

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around. Wear this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Postcard

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks T-Shirt

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around. Wear this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party after all. 

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around. Wear this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party anyway. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Throw Pillow

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around. Buy this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party anyway. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Tote Bag

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around. You can use this funny saying about life and turn your life around, too. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party after all. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Wine Gift Bag

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around. You can use this funny saying about life and turn your life around, too. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Wine Label

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this light-hearted ceramic tile is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Ceramic Tile

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this coffee mug is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Coffee Mug

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny drawstring backpack is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Drawstring Bag

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny two-sided keychain is right there with you.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Keychain

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this kitchen towel is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Kitchen Towel

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny fridge magnet is right there with you.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Magnet

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this postcard is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Postcard

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this amusing poster is right there with you.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Poster

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this t-shirt is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day T-Shirt

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration is right there with you!

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny throw pillow is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Throw Pillow

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny tote bag is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Tote Bag

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It comes up when you need to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you become the best you can be! (Not that you weren't pretty great already.)

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Accent Pillow

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Apron

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It comes up when you need to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you're ready to be the new, better you (although you were pretty darn good before, right?)

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Bumper Sticker

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It comes up when you need to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you're ready to write that snazzy bio for that high-paying position that will change your life! Yeah!

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Button

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It comes up when you need to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you're ready to write that snazzy bio for that high-paying job that's going to change your life! Yeah!

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Car Magnet

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Notebook

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Postcard

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Poster

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It can come up when you have to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you become the best you can be!

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern T-Shirt

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It can come up when you have to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny, a little sarcastic? But it should clear things up until you become the best you can be, and then go out and snag that high-paying executive job!

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It can come up when you have to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you become the "best you can be!"

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Throw Pillow

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Tote Bag

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It comes up when you need to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you're the best you can be.

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Wooden Box Sign

As a Rule I Don't Follow the Rules

As a rule, I don't follow the rules. Meaning, I make it a point not to follow the rules. Or, I live by one rule: Don't follow the rules. Do you know people like that? If you tell them they have to do something, they will do the opposite, just on principle. Or they might be cooking and let you know they NEVER follow a recipe. This design features a familiar image by Sir John Tenniel, from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, of Alice with the caterpillar, who is sitting on a mushroom, smoking a hookah, .

As a Rule I Don't Follow the Rules Apron

As a rule, I don't follow the rules. Meaning, I make it a point not to follow the rules. Or, I live by one rule: Don't follow the rules. Do you know someone like that? If you tell them to do something, they do the opposite, or even just do it somewhat differently, just on principle. As a rule. The thing is, isn't that a rule itself? This design features a familiar image by Sir John Tenniel, of Alice and the caterpillar, who is sitting on a mushroom, smoking a hookah, from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

As a Rule I Don't Follow the Rules Coffee Mug

As a rule, I don't follow the rules. Meaning, I make it a point not to follow the rules. Or, I live by one rule: I don't follow the rules. Do you know people like that? If you tell them they have to do something, they will do the opposite, or even just somewhat differently, just on principle. As a rule. This design features a familiar image by Sir John Tenniel, of Alice and the caterpillar sitting on a mushroom, smoking a hookah, from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

As a Rule I Don't Follow the Rules Magnet

As a rule, I don't follow the rules. Meaning, I make it a point not to follow the rules. Or, I live by one rule: I don't follow the rules. Do you know people like that? If you tell them they have to do something, they will do the opposite, or even just somewhat differently, just on principle. As a rule. I don’t know, maybe you could write all the rules you don’t follow in a notebook. This design features a familiar image by Sir John Tenniel, of Alice and the caterpillar sitting on a mushroom, smoking a hookah, from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

As a Rule I Don't Follow the Rules Notebook

As a rule, I don't follow the rules. Meaning, I make it a point not to follow the rules. Or, I live by one rule: Don't follow the rules. Do you know people like that? If you tell them they have to do something, they will do the opposite, just on principle. If you playing cards with them, are you suspicious that they won't play by the rules? This design features a familiar image by Sir John Tenniel, from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, of Alice with the caterpillar, who is sitting on a mushroom, smoking a hookah.

As a Rule I Don't Follow the Rules Poker Cards

As a Rule I Don't Follow the Rules Postcard

As a rule, I don't follow the rules. Meaning, I make it a point not to follow the rules. Or, I live by one rule: I don't follow the rules. Do you know people like that? If you tell them they have to do something, they will do the opposite, or even just somewhat differently, just on principle. As a rule. The thing is, isn't that a rule itself? This design features a familiar image by Sir John Tenniel, of Alice and the caterpillar sitting on a mushroom, smoking a hookah, from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

As a Rule I Don't Follow the Rules Poster

As a rule, I don't follow the rules. Meaning, I make it a point not to follow the rules. Or, I live by one rule: Don't follow the rules. Do you know people like that? If you tell them they have to do something, they will do the opposite, or even just do it somewhat differently, just on principle. As a rule. This design features a familiar image by Sir John Tenniel, of Alice and the caterpillar, who is sitting on a mushroom, smoking from a hookah, in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

As a Rule I Don't Follow the Rules T-Shirt

As a rule, I don't follow the rules. Meaning, I make it a point not to follow the rules. Or, I live by one rule: Don't follow the rules. Do you know people like that? If you tell them they have to do something, they will do the opposite, or even just do it somewhat differently, just on principle. As a rule. This design features a familiar image by Sir John Tenniel, of Alice and the caterpillar, who is sitting on a mushroom, smoking a hookah, from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

As a rule, I don't follow the rules. Meaning, I make it a point not to follow the rules. Or, I live by the rule, I don't follow the rules. Do you know people like that? If you tell them to do something, they will do the opposite, or even just do it somewhat differently, just on principle. As a rule. This design features a familiar illustration from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Sir John Tenniel, of Alice with the caterpillar, who is sitting on a mushroom smoking a hookah, .

As a Rule I Don't Follow the Rules iPhone 15 Pro Max Case

As a Rule I Don’t Follow the Rules Throw Pillow

Not in the Moo

We all have those days. Just not in the moo to do anything, see anybody, go anywhere. Did I say "moo"? I mean "mood." Not in the mood. But sometimes a cow just says it better. I am NOT in the moooooooo. So leave me alone, or I'm likely to ... What do cows do when they're fussy?

Not in the Moo Apron

Not in the Moo Baby Bodysuit

Not in the Moo Button

Not in the Moo Coffee Mug

Not in the Moo Cooler

Not in the Moo Desk Organizer

Not in the Moo Door Sign

Not in the Moo Jigsaw Puzzle

Not in the Moo Keychain

Not in the Moo Magnet

Not in the Moo Post-it Notes

Not in the Moo Square Sticker

Not in the Moo T-Shirt

Not in the Moo Throw Pillow

Not in the Moo Tote Bag

Not in the Moo Wooden Box Sign

Lost Keys? Here They Are! Pretty Funny

Lost keys? Where are my keys? Has anybody seen my keys? What you need is a funny keychain that shouts at you from wherever you left them last, "Here They Are!" And on the back you can put your name, so if somebody finds them and wonders whose they are... they're yours! Problem solved. This keychain even has a pretty light blue background covered with white and yellow daisies.

Lost Keys? Here They Are! Pretty Funny Keychain

Lost keys? Where are my keys? Has anybody seen my keys? What you need is a funny keychain that shouts at you from wherever you left them last, "Here They Are!"Problem solved. This keychain even has a pretty light blue background covered with white and yellow daisies.

Lost keys? Where are my keys? Has anybody seen my keys? What you need is a funny keychain that shouts at you from wherever you left them last, "Here They Are!" Problem solved. This keychain even has a pretty light blue background covered with white and yellow daisies.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a car bumper magnet that makes it clear just how you feel about your sanity.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Car Magnet

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a greeting card that you can send to friends or family so they will know they might want to keep you at arm's length.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Card

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a fridge magnet that makes it clear just how you feel about your sanity.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Magnet

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a coffee mug that will show everybody just how you feel about your sanity.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Mug

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a postcard that you can send to friends and family so they will know they might want to keep you at arm's length.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Postcard

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a postcard that you can send to friends and family so they will know they might want to keep you at arm's length. [Hey, if you want to get several of these, it's easy to clear the name/address template. Just click on "Personalize" and then delete the text.]

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a poster that you can hang to warn friends and family that they might want to keep you at arm's length. (There are lots of print sizes to choose!)

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Poster

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a light colored unisex t-shirt. 

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote T-Shirt

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a light colored women's style t-shirt. 

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a tote bag that makes it clear just how you feel about your sanity.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Tote Bag

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a cool-looking wooden box to hang on your wall and show everybody how you feel about your sanity.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

Danger Beware of Introvert

Hey you, the introvert! You're in your room, doing your best to stay quiet and invisible, but suddenly you hear a knock. Danger! But thank goodness, you remembered to hang your Danger Beware of Introvert sign on the door. You hold your breath, then hear the intruder walking away, and you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Door Sign

Hey you, the introvert! You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're wearing your Danger Beware of Introvert button. You turn to face the intruder, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Button

Hey you, the introvert! You're having a cup of coffee at your favorite cafe and doing your best to stay invisible, when suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're using your Danger Beware of Introvert mug. You cover your face with the mug, and as intruder turns and walks away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Mug

Hey you, the introvert! You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you remembered to stick on your Danger Beware of Introvert sticker. You turn to face the intruder, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Square Sticker

Hey you, the introvert! You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're wearing your Danger Beware of Introvert tshirt. You turn to face the intruder, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign T-Shirt

You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're sporting your Danger Beware of Introvert sticker on your iPad. You turn to face the intruder, iPad covering your face, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger: Introvert Sticker

Funny Floral Introvert

Being an introvert is no laughing matter. OK, it can be sometimes. Here are some faux business cards... Well, maybe not entirely faux. They would definitely come in handy at parties. Or other places you didn't want to be. On second thought, don't go anywhere; just keep some by the door in case anybody rings the doorbell. Actually, you probably don't need these.

Funny Floral Introvert Business Card

Being an introvert is no laughing matter. OK, it can be sometimes. Here is a faux business cards magnet... Well, maybe not entirely faux. They would definitely come in handy at parties. Or other places you didn't want to be. On second thought, don't go anywhere; just keep some by the door in case anybody comes over. Actually, you probably don't need these.

Funny Floral Introvert Business Card Magnet

Being an introvert is no laughing matter. OK, it can be sometimes. Here is a faux business card ... Well, maybe not entirely faux. It would definitely come in handy at parties. Or other places you don't want to be. On second thought, don't go anywhere; just keep one by the door in case anybody comes over. Actually, you probably don't need this.
It's not even a real business card; it's a refrigerator magnet.

Funny Floral Introvert Magnet

Being an introvert is no laughing matter. OK, it can be sometimes. Here are some faux business cards... Well, maybe not entirely faux. They would definitely come in handy at parties. Or other places you didn't want to be. On second thought, don't go anywhere; just keep some by the door in case anybody comes over. Actually, you probably don't need these.

Funny Floral Introvert Square Business Card

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope

A misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... I hate people, so please go away. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a this button and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Button

OK, a misanthrope is somebody who hates people. And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like I hate people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate people like that? Anyway, always drink your coffee out of this mug, especially when you would like to be left the heck alone (yeah, I just said "heck") and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Mug

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Mug

OK, a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate people like that? Anyway, wear it on a t-shirt and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People T-Shirt

OK, a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a t-shirt and be an obnoxious jerk.

So a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a trucker hat and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Trucker Hat

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this greeting card, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Joke Card

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this loud and crazy apron, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a great math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Apron

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this funny greeting card, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class. (Note: There's a funny message inside [if I do say so myself], but you can totally change it or erase it if you want.)

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Card

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this drawstring bag, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. At the bottom is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird poster for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Drawstring Bag

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this drawstring bag, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird poster for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this faux canvas print, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Faux Canvas Print

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this fun fleece blanket, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class. (Sorry, available in medium and small sizes only.)

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Fleece Blanket

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this reusable grocery bag, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Grocery Bag

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on a hoodie, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird poster for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Hoodie

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this crazy kitchen towel, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Kitchen Towel

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this spiral notebook, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Notebook

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on these playing cards, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Poker Cards

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this funny postcard, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class. 

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Postcard

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this weird postcard, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this poster, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Poster

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this throw pillow, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind your favorite math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Round Pillow

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this round throw pillow, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind your favorite math teacher might tell in class.

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on a custom-cut vinyl sticker, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird poster for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Sticker

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this light color women's style t-shirt, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird poster for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke T-Shirt

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people

When you really, really like something--say, reading, coffee, puppies, knitting, cauliflower, whatever--you may even like it more than you like people. Well, maybe there are three people you really like. Or maybe you just don't like people very much. Either way, here's a funny (and a little sarcastic) throw pillow (with a cool denim-look background) with such a statement on it, and you can personalize the likable thing with your likable thing.