The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on some paper coasters. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Square Paper Coaster

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a throw pillow. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Throw Pillow

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a reusable grocery bag. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Grocery Bag

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a unisex men's style t-shirt. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme T-Shirt

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a long-sleeve t-shirt. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

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The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a funny mug. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Coffee Mug

Come on. You only have a short time on this earth. And you only live once. And, above all, life is short. So the next time you go to the grocery store, live a little. Wear the tutu! Here is a fun, floofy tutu on a mug.

Life Is Short. Wear the Tutu Coffee Mug

Five by Five is a radio communications expression used in the 1950s that means "loud and clear" [Urban Dictionary]. TV fans have Faith that it's 80s slang for "everything's all right." Either way, this rad coffee mug lets everybody know everything, including you, is awesome. The 80s quote is in a retro font, in bright chartreuse green and purple. 

Five by Five in the Awesome Eighties Coffee Mug

Come on, we're good together. How can you resist a proposal from a couple of skeletons holding hands? There's even an anatomically correct heart. Here's a Valentine's Day mug gift for your true love.

Skeletons Holding Hands Valentine Coffee Mug

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on several color options of a funny mug.

The History of Calm Down Funny

When you really, really like something--say, coffee, baseball, your cat, knitting, cauliflower, whatever--you may even like it more than you like people. Well, maybe there are three people you really like. Or maybe you just don't like people very much. Either way, here's a funny (and a little sarcastic) mug with such a statement on it, and you can personalize the likable thing with your likable thing. Now go out there and get a life, OK?

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people Coffee Mug

Cute cartoon drawing of two love birds kissing and snuggling on a tree branch, with their happy home bird house on the branch below, in pastel blue, green, grey, and lavender. You've heard "happy wife, happy life"; It's also worth spreading the news that a happy spouse means you probably have a happy house to go with it. The design is offered on a coffee mug, a perfect, inexpensive engagement, wedding, or anniversary gift.

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Coffee Mug

We all need to stop apologizing for everything we do, every feeling we have, everything we even think about. Women learn this behavior more than men do, it's true. So, girls, let's all be unapologetic, self-confident, guilt-free, and shame-free. Good advice, don't you think? Here's a mug with a positive, proud outlook on life.

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence Coffee Mug

How do you live more and worry less? Try mindfulness meditation; practice deep breathing; explore guided imagery; talk with others; keep a worry journal; get moving. This pretty design, with its minimalist flowing script, should fit right in with your mindful lifestyle.

Live More Worry Less | Minimalist

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote T-Shirt

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Accent Pillow

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Acrylic Print

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Card

"I figure, if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one," said Martha Jane Cannary, more famously known as Calamity Jane. Excellent advice and inspirational, encouraging words for girls everywhere, of every age.

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote

All My Love Poetic Romantic Hearts Postcard

All My Love, Poetic Magnetic Valentine

This romantic, unique Valentine's Day card has lovely, poetic, romanatic text in a handsome script font: "all my love, all for you, always." The "Happy Valentine's Day" message is a simple sans serif font, and the signature, which is customizable, is a script font that matches the design text.

All My Love

Squirrels Are People Too T-Shirt

Squirrels Are People Too Button

Do you love squirrels even though most backyard bird lovers hate them? They're so cute and fuzzy and cuddly looking, and they have to eat too! Here's a sweet cartoon drawing of a light brown squirrel wearing glasses, lying on his stomach and offering a daisy. How cute is that?

Squirrels Are People Too

Here is a chic, unique way to tell your valentine your love is timeless. In the photo: "It's you. It's always been" in bright neon letters on a bright red and subdued black background. [Photo by Raj Eiamworakul on Unsplash]

It's Always Been You | Romantic Photo Postcard

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Button

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Tote Bag

Vintage Skeletons Diagram Reversible Tote Bag

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Grocery Bag

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Mug

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Coffee Mug Set

Vintage darkly humorous black and white image of a skeleton couple, one facing front, the other facing back, seemingly holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, as though they are about to begin a dance. Each anatomically correct skeleton is diagrammed with numbered bones, at one time possibly used in a science laboratory of old, or a classroom receiving a lesson in the human skeletal system. Designs available in both black on white, and white on black.

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones

A neck tie that's red and black buffalo check on one side, green and black buffalo check on the other. Festive enough for a Christmas party, or just anytime you're feeling red and green check festive.

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Coffee Mug

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Coffee Mug

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