The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a funny mug. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Coffee Mug

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a long-sleeve t-shirt. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme T-Shirt

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a throw pillow. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Throw Pillow

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a reusable grocery bag. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Grocery Bag

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a unisex men's style t-shirt. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

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The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on some paper coasters. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Square Paper Coaster

There's no argument with the familiar It is what it is meme. Here is a pretty way to look at it: with the words circling around a pretty black and white swirling Celtic design mandala, like a mantra to meditate on. AKA, the what meme, what it is what it is, a great words tattoo idea, and a paper coaster.

"It Is What It Is" Meme and Swirling Celtic Design Square Paper Coaster

Cute, funny photo of a pile of Halloween candy corn with a cat's angry green eyes looking, and brown ears poking through. The sentiment, "Happy Halloween! (Meow!)," which is customizable, of course! The kitty looks a little annoyed, like she didn't really mean to get stuck in a pile of candy corn. Maybe it isn't her favorite candy anymore. Boo! Here she is on set of paper coasters for the Halloween party!

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Square Paper Coaster

There's no argument with the familiar It is what it is meme. Here is a pretty way to look at it: with the words circling around a pretty black and white swirling Celtic design mandala, like a mantra to meditate on. AKA, the what meme, what it is what it is, a great words tattoo idea, and a unisex men's style t-shirt.

"It Is What It Is" Meme and Swirling Celtic Design T-Shirt

Popular meme on a funny mug: Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? Featuring a retro drawing of a sleepy (possibly hungover) woman talking on a vintage phone. On the reverse side of the mug is a copy of the illustration with a customized name in matching font, which is a cute, semi messy hand written script. Great gift for "not a morning person" friends who need a couple cups of coffee before they can function in the morning.

Can I Call You Back After Coffee Funny Coffee Mug

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. Sarcastic quote on a funny coffee mug, with a retro lady and her knowing smile. The text is in a pretty script that matches the blue shade of the illustration. Why not make this a gift for your mother, aunt, sister, or friend.

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Pun Intended, Funny Word Nerd Coffee Mug

Pun Intended, Wait, No Pun Intended Button

Here's a fun, funny design for word nerds: "No Pun Intended" with the "No" crossed out in a bold red scribble. Voila! Pun intended!

Pun Intended, wait, no pun intended

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase Sticker

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase Coffee Mug

Dona Nobis Pacem, Minimalist Peace Lumbar Pillow

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase Lumbar Pillow

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase Holiday Card

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase T-Shirt

For the Christmas holiday, peacetime, or anytime, a beautiful way to say "peace on earth" is with this chic minimalist typographical image of the Latin "dona nobis pacem" (give us peace), in a simple handwritten script typeface that rolls across the surface as though the words are holding hands.

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Wooden Box Sign

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Round Clock

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Classic Round Sticker

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Baby T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Tote Bag

This cute baby raccoon (or "kit") says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor baby raccoon, adorned with a flower crown of burgundy and purple iris and a couple of tiny red ladybugs, and doing their very favorite thing: Reading a book! They even have a stack of more books to read after this one. The light blue text matches the raccoon's little overalls and some of the books. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Spread the love!

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Plaque

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Metal Print

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Magnet

Your Footsteps Home Love Poem Postcard

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Canvas Print

"Your Footsteps Home" is a poem about the kind of true love you feel in the days when you first meet your love, to the time when it seems you've been together all your lives: the simple yet deep pleasure you find in the sounds, like a song, of your loved one coming home. Here is a postcard with the poem, a musical quatrain by Kate Rowlands Hayes, represented as a piece of art to send to someone you care about very much. You can add your own message in the matching font, or delete the template.
[photo by Sergey Pesterev on Unsplash]

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny T-Shirt

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Adult Apron

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Coffee Mug

I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Didn't Julius Caesar say that? No, that was veni vidi vici. Anyway, do you know somebody who is always saying, "Darn! What did I come in here for?" (Maybe it's even you.) Then this t-shirt is the perfect gift. Such a forgetful person could be getting older (losing their memory) or they just can't remember things. (What was her name again?) Don't you hate that?! I'm not sure. I forget.

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography, Colors T-Shirt

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography, Colors Accent Pillow

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography, Colors Lumbar Pillow

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography, Colors Canvas Print

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography, Colors Tote Bag

Did you know the word "copacetic," or "copasetic," (meaning "everything is OK") actually started to become popular in the Roaring Twenties? Here is a retro 1920s typography quote design of word art using "copacetic" in an Art Deco color palette and font style. It's stylish and fun on this ocean blue accent throw pillow.

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message and Flower Canvas Print

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message and Flower Lumbar Pillow

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message and Flower Plaque

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message and Flower Metal Print

No rain, no flowers. It's an inspirational quote, also a popular tattoo quotation. Meant to comfort when there is pain, or to encourage hard work to achieve positive results. Here the minimalist message, a short, simple quote is in the minimalist style, with pretty, fluid cursive, or script, typography, on a light grey (gray) background with a single watercolor white-petal flower.

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message and Flower

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas Throw Pillow

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas Tote Bag

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas Mug

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas T-Shirt

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas Keychain

Have you ever been in one of those moods? When you just want to be with your cat, drink some wine, and watch British crime dramas? Binge watch for hours? Hasn't everyone? Here are some cute illustrations of a cat, a glass of red wine, and a cartoon yellow and blue checked UK police car, along with some clever typography for a funny saying about your happy place.

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote T-Shirt

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote Faux Canvas Print

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote Poster

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote Mug

George Bernard Shaw once said, "If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance." Great advice. So if you have a skeleton or two in your dysfunctional family closet, roll out the dance floor. Here is the quote in some spooky typography, and a vintage graphic of some skeletons dancing in a bony kick line.

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Square Paper Coaster

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Square Paper Coaster

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