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Here Come the Robins. There Go My Blueberries. American Robins are a sure sign of spring. So are the blueberries that these naughty "taste testers" will gobble or make off with, right under your nose. I've learned to take it in stride. In fact, the appearance of these blueberry thieves tell me it's time that I should go blueberry picking.

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Here Come the Robins ... Yard Sign

If a Hummingbird Sees Red in Your Garden, Move Away from the Nectar Feeder! Never stand in the way of a hummingbird and its source of fuel! These nimble flyers can really turn on a dime. A friend and I once stumbled upon a pair of warring male hummingbirds in a large public garden (they were fighting over flowers, of course). Without skipping a beat or slowing down, both combatants zipped around my friend in perfect unison, taking their (private and interrupted) battle elsewhere.

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If a Hummingbird Sees Red ... Yard Sign

Wired hummingbirds in the backyard. Enter and approach at your own risk! A funny, tongue-in-cheek way to tell your visitors that beware! the flowers and nectar feeders in your garden belongs to those tiny but feisty, feathered superathletes. Set on warning yellow background with caution signs for added humor.

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Funny Caution Hummingbirds in the Backyard Sign

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 

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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who has a way with words, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Haiku Hero" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for poets, storytellers, creative writers, or anyone who simply has an artistic eloquence with the pen! 

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Funny Haiku Hero Hashtag Name T-Shirt

The Callipygian Baker is a poetic way to describe someone who loves to create sweet things in the kitchen ... and has nice looking buns, too!

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Funny The Callipygian Baker Has Nice Buns Apron

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "The journey is the same. Only the path taken is different", rendered in elegant lettering. 

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Inspirational Journeys and Paths Quote Sleeveless Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the humorous observation "Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener." As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novelty" mug for image manipulation wizards!

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Funny Quote: Graphic Designers are Optimists Latte Mug

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Birdie Whisperer" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Black Cotton Face Mask

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Breath Savers® Mints

This "Long Live the Serial Comma. Today, Tomorrow, and Forever." is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians (followed by an example for the uninitiated). Myself, I've always been a big fan of the serial comma (also known by its other alias of Oxford comma), and have gotten into debates about the issue of redundancy vs necessity. It can prevent expensive lawsuits and hilarious interpretations when not employed.

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Funny Long Live the Serial Comma T-Shirt

Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener. As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and graphic designers.

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Funny Quote: Graphic Designers are Optimists. T-Shirt

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Hershey's Miniatures

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Lumbar Pillow

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Paper Plates

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Brownie

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Candy Jar

Treat trick or treaters to this delightfully pseudo gothic-inspired design, which features off-kilter Halloween greetings mischievously rendered on orange and black backgrounds with a grinning jack-o-lantern standing in for the letter 'o'.

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Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty handouts at Halloween parties.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Chocolate Covered Oreo

Have a sense of humor when you go globetrotting with this passport cover, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Here Come the Robins ... Yard Sign

Here Come the Robins ... Yard Sign

More from Words of Whimsy

Other yard signs & flags from various stores