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Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells them "If You Can't Take the Heat Stay in the Kitchen." Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells them "If You Can't Take the Heat Stay in the Kitchen." Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny If You Can't Take the Heat ... Pickleball Paddle

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Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which gives us the admission that "picklers are unlicensed to dink and drive" on a neon pink and orange chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Handwritten Picklers Dink & Drive Pink. Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

Crack up the competition in pickleball with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! The hilariously funny and perfect gift for the well-groomed guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology Pickleball Paddle

Crack up the competition in pickleball with this funny pickleball paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields! Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Pickleball Paddle

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Pickleball Paddle

A great pickleball paddle for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Pickleball Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this vividly colorful pickleball paddle, which features a simple but upbeat "positive vibes only" message with stylized cheery flowers in the background. Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Handwritten Upbeat Positive Vibes Only Pickleball Paddle

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Birdie Whisperer" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Black Cotton Face Mask

Celebrate moms and Mother's Day with this multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life on a white background. 

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Funny Definitions of Mom Jobs Careers Tag Cloud Mug

These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

Written in binary, this "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for programmers and geeks who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday ... to code some more! 
 
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Binary Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

Make it known to one and all that you are a gamechanger and disruptor with this hashtag shirt!

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#gamechanger #hashtag Gamechanger Hashtag T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder T-Shirt

Break the ice, wherever you go, with this colorful all-over-print drawstring backpack, which features the tag cloud for "hello" in many languages. 

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Colorful Hello in Many Languages Drawstring Bag

Family traditions start in the kitchen. The dishes that delight the palate can build a special bond between the generations. Recipes are the foundation of countless stories and memories and relationships.

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Funny If You Can't Take the Heat ... Pickleball Paddle

Funny If You Can't Take the Heat ... Pickleball Paddle

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