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Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells them "If You Can't Take the Heat Stay in the Kitchen." Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

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Funny If You Can't Take the Heat ... Pickleball Paddle

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Crack up the competition in pickleball with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! The hilariously funny and perfect gift for the well-groomed guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology Pickleball Paddle

A great pickleball paddle for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone. Reverse shows identical design.

Copy and Layout © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Pickleball Paddle

Crack up the competition in pickleball with this funny pickleball paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields! Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Pickleball Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving" on a green chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

Get a chuckle at the court with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background. Reverse shows identical design.

Layout, Artwork, and Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Pickleball Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this vividly colorful and psychedelic pickleball paddle, which features the quirky disclaimer "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Bag" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pickleball Paddle

"Weavers have a great loom with a view" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for clothesmakers and makers of fabrics! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny A Loom with a View T-Shirt

This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby Burp Cloth

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby T-Shirt

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Pacifier

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Large Clock

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Throw Pillow

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny pacifier, which features the "job title" "sleep prodigy", playfully rendered with serif lettering and a parade of sleepy Zs standing in for the sounds of your little one daintily snoring. 

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Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "The Worm Burner" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Tee Mug

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "without continuity experts, there wouldn't be any nitpickers." 

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Funny Continuity Experts and Nitpickers T-Shirt

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Napkins

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pet Bed

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Dart Board

Funny Tie-Dye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Drawstring Bag

Funny Tie Dye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Cornhole Set

Add a touch of humor to your dining experience with this vividly colorful and psychedelic design, which features the saying "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Product" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

WOW Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ...

Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them in this extra large journal, which sports the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Extra Large Moleskine Notebook

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Greek cuisine), with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Souvlaki Specialist" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

Design © W.H. Sim, All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny If You Can't Take the Heat ... Pickleball Paddle

Funny If You Can't Take the Heat ... Pickleball Paddle

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Other pickleball paddles from various stores