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Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original architect for your first "home", with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Giant Dollhouse Builder" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)! 

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Funny Giant Dollhouse Builder Hashtag Busy Dad T-Shirt

That is the million dollar question! Where in blazes is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, at 58 letters, is the longest place name in the world? A small village in Anglesey, North Wales, the United Kingdom! 

I'm not going to worry about not being able to find the place. I'm more worried about getting lost in the pronunciation!

So avoid the confusion and get this shirt instead ... and then point to it when you ask the locals! ;)

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Funny I'm Lost Where the Heck is Llanfairpwll ...  T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the promoter extraordinaire for themselves as well as others, with this novelty shirt, which features the job title "Social Media Maven" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Insert the hashtag label. A great gift idea for a sibling, but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who knows how to throw the spotlight on your brand! 

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Funny Social Media Maven Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Start the Day off with a Primal Scream" t-shirt is great for those who believe the best way to relieve stress is to scream. It'll certainly wake everyone up.

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Funny Primal Scream Therapy T-Shirt

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby T-Shirt

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Tank Top

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bodysuit

Add a touch of whimsy to the nursery with this funny clock, which features the word "cute", spelled using the symbols of the periodic tablet of elements. Personalize as desired.

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Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols

Get motivated and inspired to do better with this quote, "Together we can do great things", rendered in handwritten and block lettering. Food for thought in the past as well as the present, and especially so during troubled times.

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Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things T-Shirt

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty handouts at Halloween parties.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Cake Pops

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay true to themselves or motivate themselves to push the bar, this design features the inspirational meme, "Outspoken Unbroken", rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Inspirational Meme Outspoken Unbroken T-Shirt

I'm in the Doghouse Because the Backyard has Gone to the Birds. Any self-respecting nature lover knows that the moment you make a place in your heart for the wildlife in your backyard, they take over the physical spaces, too. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for birders.

Funny I'm in the Doghouse Because of the Birds T-Shirt

Deliver encouragement with this inspirational quote "may dreams give you wings to soar new skies", set in calming blue and white on contrasting script and sans serif typefaces. 

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Uplifting May Dreams Give You Wings to Soar ... Black Cotton Face Mask

A great Valentine's Day (or wedding proposal) card for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry Card

Written in binary, this "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for programmers and geeks who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday ... to code some more! 
 
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Binary Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Magnet

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart White Cotton Face Mask

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Glass

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Wireless Charger

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Stone Coaster

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Tote Bag

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

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