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If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird. Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this "novel tee" shirt.

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Tickle Monster Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the holder of all knowledge arcane, obscure, or esoteric, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Obscure Trivia Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for the member of the family who knows things no one else knows!

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Funny The Obscure Trivia Master Hashtag Name T-Shirt

"The Semicolon Revival Society" is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians. Perhaps the punctuation mark that gets overlooked even more than serial comma is the humble semicolon (the latter gets passed over in favor of its more popular cousin, the colon, and may in fact be in danger of being extirpated -- like the Latin language). Use of the semicolon, like the serial comma, can prevent hilarious interpretations.

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Funny Semicolon Revival Society T-Shirt

Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "for more laughter in your life, turn off auto-correct." 

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Funny For More Laughter ... Turn off Auto-Correct T-Shirt

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny all-in-one bodysuit, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby Bodysuit

This funny "We are the Succulent Surgeons, Oxygenating the World One Prickly Plant at a Time ..." shirt -- with a tiny spiky cactus in a pot, standing in for the letter "o" in surgeons -- is the perfect gift idea for nursery employees or plant/nature lovers! (and yes, as any potted plant fanboy or fangirl knows, not all succulents are cactus or prickly).

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Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons T-Shirt

Luddites, AI developers/programmers, *and* AI testers, unite! Celebrate July 16 (Artificial Intelligence Appreciation Day) or September 12 (International Programmers' Day) with this funny novelty shirt, which features the meme, "I Think I Broke the A.I. (and, in finer print, 'Curiosity Killed the ChatBot')" on the front and a multitude of (unanswered) questions on the back, written in a grungy, marker-style font.

This design was based on my inaugural experience with the AI chatbot; I simply overwhelmed it with my multitude of questions (in the same way that children pepper their parents with a gazillion questions).

(TIP: that's how we'll take down the machines!) :)

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Funny I Think I Broke The AI ... T-Shirt

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Golfer Ever Golf Head Cover

Family traditions start in the kitchen. The dishes that delight the palate can build a special bond between the generations. Recipes are the foundation of countless stories and memories and relationships.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Napkins

This is a great way to recognize the woodwind musician, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Woodwind Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for saxophonists, bassoonists, flutists, clarinetists, and oboists!

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Funny The Woodwind Whisperer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who imparts the wisdom and lessons of her life, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Life Coach" (and in finer print, "And Cookie Dispenser") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for nana on Grandparents' Day (or grandparents' birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Life Coach .. Hashtag Grandmom Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Middle Eastern cuisine), with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Baba Ganoush Guru" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Baba Ganoush Guru Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

That is the million dollar question! Where in blazes is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, at 58 letters, is the longest place name in the world? A small village in Anglesey, North Wales, the United Kingdom! 

I'm not going to worry about not being able to find the place. I'm more worried about getting lost in the pronunciation!

So avoid the confusion and get this shirt instead ... and then point to it when you ask the locals! ;)

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

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