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If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird. Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this "novel tee" shirt.

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If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird. Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this "novel tee" shirt.

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

Chefs Have Half-Baked, Pie-in-the-Sky Ideas. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for those with culinary proclivities.

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Funny Quote: Half-Baked, Pie-in-the-Sky Ideas T-Shirt

This "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Polo Shirt

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "Physical Hustle Builds Mental Muscle", rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Motivational Physical Hustle Builds Mental Muscle T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who reads enchanting tales to their little one(s) before they lay themselves down to sleep, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Bedtime Stories Curator for Tiny Humans" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Bedtime Stories Curator ... Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

With its quasi-rhyming "job title" of "grammar drama queen" (and in smaller print, "yes, I do mind your Ps and Qs!", this funny shirt is a sly poke at the language police. ;) Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad T-Shirt

I'm not a photographer. I just like to take my camera for a walk (everyday). The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for wildlife and nature photographers, who often go on many trips without getting their subjects or money shots.

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Funny Quote: I'm Not a Photographer. I Just ... T-Shirt

Add a touch of inspiration to leisure time with this dartboard, which features the words "imagine impossibilities" set against a blue-tinted cloudscape. Modify catchphrase or slogan as desired. A great gift idea for innovators and blue sky thinkers!

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Imagine Impossibilities Blue Cloudscape Dart Board

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." t-shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf T-Shirt

Celebrate Valentine's Day with these candy favors, which feature the sweet sentiment "My Better Half", encircled by an artistically rendered white heart.

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Funny Romantic My Better Half Hearts Hershey®'s Kisses®

This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Towel

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Mug

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Hoodie

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Scented Candle

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Yoga Mat

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Notebook

With the affirmation to "live in the moment", this design is the perfect way to remind you to live for today, and let its moments enlighten you with valuable lessons.

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WOW Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Notebook

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Poster

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Hip Flask

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Pinback Button

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Coffee Mug

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your kitchen with this magnet, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Words Change and Challenge

Add a touch of the futuristic to the kitchen with this all-over-print apron, which features multi-colored stardust on a black velvet night sky! Personalize with a favorite catchphrase.

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

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