Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent to the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the words "Photographers shoot to thrill." The perfect mug for shutterbugs!

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Funny Quote: Photographers Shoot to Thrill. Latte Mug

As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") to BSODs.

April 17 is (World) Haiku Poetry Day!

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

Add a touch of nature and whimsy to your favorite drink with this striking cow spot-inspired latte mug, which features a lighthearted mashup of funny, offbeat, whimsical, and alliterative job titles for gourmets, gourmands, or just about anyone else in the family (known as mom, nana, sister, or niece) who likes to get creative and indulge their culinary muse in the kitchen!

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Funny Cow Spots Cook Chef Job Titles  Latte Mug

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking latte mug features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany against a metallic colored elevator background with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Latte Mug

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Latte Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the words "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. 

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Latte Mug

This funny Dessert Taster apron is perfect for budding pastry chefs and chocolatiers.

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Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who spends most of his/her time mixing up mystery liquids in the science lab or drinks at the bar, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Potion Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for scientists, alchemists, and bartenders!

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Funny The Potion Master Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Make it known to one and all that literary spontaneity runs through your veins, and you are a slam poet with this hashtag headgear!

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#slampoet #hashtag Slam Poet Hashtag Embroidered Baseball Hat

Sauce Boss is the perfectly poetic mitt and potholder set for sauciers, with the sobriquet rendered with white bold, block letters on a black circle.

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Funny Minimalist Bold Sauce Boss Oven Mitt & Pot Holder Set

Add a touch of whimsy to your photo shoots (local and abroad) with this backpack, which features the humorous quote "Shutterbugs shoot to thrill" on a geometric orange, black, and white background.

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Funny Shutterbugs Shoot to Thrill Printed Backpack

That is the million dollar question! Where in blazes is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, at 58 letters, is the longest place name in the world? A small village in Anglesey, North Wales, the United Kingdom! 

I'm not going to worry about not being able to find the place. I'm more worried about getting lost in the pronunciation!

So avoid the confusion and get this shirt instead ... and then point to it when you ask the locals! ;)

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Funny I'm Lost Where the Heck is Llanfairpwll ...  T-Shirt

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results in other languages. This funny "Miso Hungry" apron (with chopsticks and sushi for added comical effect) is perfect for the sushi lover with a punny sense of humor.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

You are what you eat! Isn't it fascinating what scientific discoveries have been made lately? Tomatoes have 7,000 more genes (more genes = more geniuses) than humans. That makes them a more complex lifeform than us. Juiced, cooked, or raw, I nave to respect the stuff I love to eat the most.

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

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Other coffee mugs from various stores