Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent to the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

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Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this hip flask, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." 

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Flask

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" flask is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 

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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Flask

Celebrate the retirement of a soon-to-be former coworker with this funny flask, which features the sentiment, "Goodbye Nine to Five Hello Happy Hour" in a white, grunge style font, with an apple martini cleverly standing in for the "Y" in "Happy".

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Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Flask

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your favorite drink with this flask, which features the words "fear creates walls but courage builds bridges" in elegant flowing script and sans serif lettering.

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Inspirational Words Courage Builds Bridges Hip Flask

With the compliment, "You're Awesomesauce", styled in a tall block font with four bold hot pepper colors on a solid black background, this flask is the perfect way to celebrate someone special with on World Compliment Day (March 1) -- or any day that you feel like making someone's day, at a party, or even at the office!

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You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day Flask

Celebrate unity through diversity with this colorful flask, which features tall, elegant sans serif lettering on a multi-colored abstract background.

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Stylish Unity Through Diversity Flask

Add a touch of poetic whimsy to your favorite drink with this flask, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... Flask

This funny gardener's "No Creaky Knees If You Please" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Personalize as desired.

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Funny Gardeners No Creaky Knees If You Please Seat Cushion

Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird and Her Flowers. If you are a fan of these little pollinators, you'll agree that they are so wonderful to watch ... poetry in motion. The perfect shirt for hummingbird lovers.

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Funny Quote: Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird T-Shirt

A great Valentine's Day (or wedding proposal) card for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry Card

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Mug

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Water Bottle

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Hand Sanitizer Packet

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Throw Pillow

This quirky magnetic card is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. Just replace the dummy QR code with one of your own, and enter a website URL below it. It's never been so easy to advertise yourself, a business, or an organization, wherever you go, and deliver the 411 without ever having to say a single word!

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This is a great way to recognize the individual who who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny jumbo novelty mug, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad Giant Coffee Mug

Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener. As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and graphic designers.

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Funny Quote: Graphic Designers are Optimists. T-Shirt

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Moose Cakes" (with an accompanying silhouette of a moose for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding mousse cakes, a sweet or savory egg- or cream- based concoction of French extraction often served as dessert.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

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