Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent to the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

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Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This novelty hip flask is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Professor of Beardology Flask

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this hip flask, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." 

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Flask

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your favorite drink with this flask, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Hip Flask

Celebrate unity through diversity with this colorful flask, which features tall, elegant sans serif lettering on a multi-colored abstract background.

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Stylish Unity Through Diversity Flask

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf flask, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired!

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Flask

Add a touch of inspiration and nature to your favorite drink with this flask, which features multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover! 

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Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Flask

This is a great way to recognize the individual who who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny jumbo novelty mug, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad Giant Coffee Mug

This funny Dessert Taster apron is perfect for budding pastry chefs and chocolatiers.

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Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux gold-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "Travel roads less taken. Break new ground and forge a new path." gives you a reason to keep pursuing something you know can and will change the world.

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Motivational Travel Roads Less Taken Peel And Stick Photo Tile

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking passport cover features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Passport Holder

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny all-in-one bodysuit, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby Bodysuit

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Badminton buffs will love this shirt, which features a word art design, with an illustration of an angled birdie/shuttlecock substituting for the 'a' in badminton, and the pun-filled tagline 'serving up great times.'

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Badminton Shuttlecock Birdie Word Art Serving ... Sweatshirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this shot glass, which features the words "Birdie Whisperer" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

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