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Pretty kitty is a smart cookie, too! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this cool cat bandana, which reads "Purr-fessional Family Counselor." Perfect for the feline who ends up being the sympathetic ear to the trials and tribulations of its humans!

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Funny Purr-fessional Family Counselor Pet Bandana Collar

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Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this funny bunny bandana, which reads "Chief Easter Egg Inspector". Perfect for the rabbit with discerning standards!

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Funny Bunny Chief Easter Egg Inspector Pet Bandana Collar

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing cat bandana, which reads "Pretty Kitty" Perfect for the gorgeous feline!

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Cute Poetic Pretty Kitty Pet Bandana Collar

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Fur-fessional Human Walker." Perfect for the canine who likes to make sure their human gets walked everyday!

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Funny Fur-fessional Human Walker Pet Bandana Collar

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Über Hound." Perfect for the canine who's a top dog!

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Funny Uber Hound Pet Bandana Collar

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Fur-fessional Tennis Ball Chaser." Perfect for the canine who's a real athlete!

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Funny Fur-fessional Tennis Ball Chaser Pet Bandana Collar

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Pest Control Specialist". Perfect for the canine who knows how to chase down its quarry!

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Funny Pest Control Specialist Pet Bandana Collar

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Middle Eastern cuisine), with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Baba Ganoush Guru" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Baba Ganoush Guru Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these paper plates, which feature a motley medley of orange and black pumpkins, witches, ghosts, and cats, with a whimsical rhyme in the middle for the little (or big) visiting monsters! 

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Funny Rhyme Trick or Treat Halloween Orange Black Paper Plates

This "Retired from the Racetrack" bed is the perfect gift idea for greyhounds whose racing days may be over (but their glory days have just begun), and dog owners who believe in power and importance of adoption of these wonderfully affectionate family members.

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Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

Funny Cake Maker Adult Apron

This "vintage" mitt and potholder set, which features the establishment "Ye Olde Greasy Spoon" is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Oven Mitt & Pot Holder Set

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these paper plates, which feature the word 'spooktacular' in crooked lettering and animated with a pair of crossed eyeballs on a pumpkin orange background.

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Funny Orange Black Eyeballs Spooktacular Pun Paper Plates

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Hershey's Miniatures

With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (30, to be exact), eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious (on the reverse), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Very good or very fine.

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Funny Purr-fessional Family Counselor Pet Bandana Collar

Funny Purr-fessional Family Counselor Pet Bandana Collar

More from Words of Whimsy

Other dog collars from various stores