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This funny gardener's "Green Thumbs Not Green Bums" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Personalize as desired.

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This funny gardener's "Green Thumbs Not Green Bums" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Personalize as desired.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Gardeners Green Thumbs Not Green Bums Seat Cushion

I Was at the Planetary Parade of August 28, 2024 Seat Cushion

Celebrate Syzygy on August 28, 2024 Seat Cushion

Celebrate Syzygy and the Planetary Parade on 2024 with these designs, which announce the event in a sci-fi style font with a stylized diagram of the six aligning planets on a solid black background.

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WOW Planetary Parade / Celebrate Syzygy 2024

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking novelty seat cushion features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. 

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Seat Cushion

This funny gardener's "a Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Here's to the kindred spirits who rejoice in the changing seasons, nurture flowers, shrubs, and trees to give their best, and wage a neverending battle against the constancy of weeds. Personalize as desired.

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Funny A Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress Seat Cushion

With the words, "Aurora Borealis Chaser" (and the northern lights peeking out of the word aurora), this is the perfect seat cushion for photographers, geophysicists, weather forecasters, those who like to stalk EM storms, or anyone who's naturally attracted to the natural attractions of this world!

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Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Seat Cushion

Get inspired, wherever you plant your seat, with this stadium cushion, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Seat Cushion

Take a touch of whimsy with you, wherever you plant your seat, with this vividly colorful and psychedelic stadium cushion, which features the saying "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Cushion" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Seat Cushion

This funny "Master of the Green" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "The Slice King" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Gardeners Green Thumbs Not Green Bums Seat Cushion

Funny Gardeners Green Thumbs Not Green Bums Seat Cushion

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