Dad's a real "sport" -- and this witty football design features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. A great gift idea for celebrating dads, father figures, and Father's Day!

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Football

Dad's a real "sport" -- and this witty soccer ball design features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. A great gift idea for celebrating dads, father figures, and Father's Day!

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Soccer Ball

Celebrate dads and Father's Day with this tag cloud shirt, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. 

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Celebrate dads, dad-like figures, and Father's Day with this tag cloud necktie, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. 

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Neck Tie

Celebrate dads and Father's Day with this tag cloud football jersey, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. 

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Men's Football Jersey

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Dad's a real "sport" -- and this witty baseball design features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. A great gift idea for celebrating dads, father figures, and Father's Day!

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Baseball

Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

Add positivity and optimism to your day, the kitchen, or dining room with this premium acrylic coaster set, which features a mix of inspirational and whimsical quotes, including "be inspired everyday", "to dream is to journey ...", "life is a journey ...", and "... understanding builds bridges".

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Inspirational Motivational Words of Wisdom (I) Coaster Set

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt, which features the humorous observation "You don't know jack-o'-lantern" styled in a slightly askew font in black is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends!

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Funny Punny You Don't Know Jack-o'-Lantern T-Shirt

I love birds, even though they use fowl language. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and bird lovers. More or less guaranteed to get a few groans.

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Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

With the "excuse", "Not Tonight, I Have the Collywobbles" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms! Collywobbles is such a cute and endearing way to refer to butterflies in the stomach.

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Funny Not Tonight I Have the Collywobbles T-Shirt

Welcome that new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny t-shirt, which features baby's first "professional honors" -- that of a milk drinkin' champion! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Milk Drinkin' Champ Baby T-Shirt

The Callipygian Baker is a poetic way to describe someone who loves to create sweet things in the kitchen ... and has nice looking buns, too!

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Funny The Callipygian Baker Has Nice Buns Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original bank officer to launch your early business ventures, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Loan Forgiveness Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has given you financial support! 

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Funny Loan Forgiveness Officer Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

A shirt for all ages -- literally. A tongue-in-cheek look at / observation of personalities and idiosyncracies as viewed through the lenses of youth, adulthood, and old age. What we might find as cute or adorable in children, we find amusing or quirky in adults, and eccentric (sometimes downright and intolerably so) in those of the golden age "persuasion". Ain't that the truth?

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Witty Tongue in Cheek Observations of Age T-Shirt

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Throw Pillow

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Tote Bag

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Glass Coaster

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Square Wall Clock

Take good vibrations with you anywhere you go with this all-over-print tote, which features a simple but upbeat "positive vibes only" message with stylized flowers on a cheery orange background. Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

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Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Middle Eastern cuisine), with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Baba Ganoush Guru" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Baba Ganoush Guru Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Welcome that new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny baby t-shirt, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a whiz with numbers, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Numbers Ninja" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for accountants, financial advisors, stockbrokers, mathematicians, or anyone who simply has an extremely copacetic relationship with the many branches of mathematica! 

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Funny Numbers Ninja Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Make it known to one and all that you are a gamechanger and disruptor with this UPC code baseball / trucker cap!

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Baseball

Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Baseball

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