Dad's a real "sport" -- and this witty baseball design features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. A great gift idea for celebrating dads, father figures, and Father's Day!

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Baseball

Dad's a real "sport" -- and this witty football design features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. A great gift idea for celebrating dads, father figures, and Father's Day!

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Football

Dad's a real "sport" -- and this witty soccer ball design features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. A great gift idea for celebrating dads, father figures, and Father's Day!

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Soccer Ball

Celebrate dads and Father's Day with this tag cloud shirt, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. 

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Celebrate dads and Father's Day with this tag cloud football jersey, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. 

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Men's Football Jersey

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Celebrate dads, dad-like figures, and Father's Day with this tag cloud necktie, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. 

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Neck Tie

If you're a wallflower, let your tie--which features the repeating tag cloud for "hello" in many languages--break the ice for you at the next dinner or office party.

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Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Tie

Get a chuckle in the office with this necktie, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background.

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Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Neck Tie

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your wardrobe and workout with this top, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Change and Challenge T-Shirt

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux teal-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "hoc facite hodie, quod cras non venit." translates from Latin to English as "do it today because tomorrow never comes". Or carpe diem ("seize the day").

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Latin Hoc Facite Hodie, Quod Cras Non Venit Peel And Stick Photo Tile

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Button

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Adult Cloth Face Mask

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Bandana

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud T-Shirt

This colorful word art design features the tag cloud for "hello" in many languages. Perfect for breaking the ice, whatever the spoken tongue, and great for celebrating International Mother Language Day on February 21!
 
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WOW Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder Giant Coffee Mug

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these napkins, which feature the word 'spooktacular' in crooked lettering and animated with a pair of crossed eyeballs on a pumpkin orange background.

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Funny Orange Black Eyeballs Spooktacular Pun Napkins

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty handouts at Halloween parties.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Cake Pops

Funny Professor of Beardology Stone Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Glass Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Luggage Tag

Funny Professor of Beardology Trucker Hat

Funny Professor of Beardology Can Cooler

Crack 'em up with this whimsical designs, which feature the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. Perfect for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

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WOW Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology

Add positivity and optimism to your day, the kitchen, or dining room with this premium acrylic coaster set, which features a mix of inspirational and whimsical quotes, including "be inspired everyday", "to dream is to journey ...", "life is a journey ...", and "... understanding builds bridges".

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Inspirational Motivational Words of Wisdom (I) Coaster Set

Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! If there's one place in the home where one can get fresh with the kitchenmaster (or give him/her an unintentional compliment), it should be the kitchen!

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Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! Adult Apron

Get a chuckle with this colorful observational humor / pun design, which features the self-created witticism "I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language." At least it's words I don't understand.
 
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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Black Cotton Face Mask

Cats are the Soul of Indifference. What's Your Excuse? I kid, on both accounts, of course. Not having been a cat owner in any point of my life, I can still refute that stereotype. 

Sure, cats don't need humans in the same way that dogs do, and the former don't express affection as openly or effusively as the latter do. One feline visitor left a half-eaten mouse on our lawn once (that's how cats show they like you. Sharing is caring). 

Cats are masters of manipulation at getting what they want (not need!) from us. Another visited the backyard daily, sometimes several times a day, for 8 months. I could not open the door to the sunroom without seeing her Orangeness at the top of the stairs, waiting for milk, cat treats, and a session of cuddling (and not necessarily in that order). If none of those were forthcoming, plaintive meowing, pitched like a human baby's cries, would ensue. My reward would be purring; cat kisses in the form of long blinks; lap naps that could last up to 30 minutes; and really close eye-to-eye contact, as if I was the center and only wonder of her world.

Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Neck Tie

Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Neck Tie

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