Never to Be Popular on Any Social Level! Some of us just don't fit in. We are not copies of everyone else. That is OK and makes us unique. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Never to Be Popular Trucker Hat

New Year's resolutions, who needs them! Accept yourself for what you are. A Loser!!! Once you can do that, then you can be happy!

Be Happy as a Loser T-Shirt (Customize It)

Tired for chasing dreams for they turn into nightmares. My goal is to settle for what life serves. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams T-Shirt (Custom It)

Admittedly, this is more a positive message than pessimistic. Accept life for what it is. We cannot dwell on what we can't have.



Accept Life As It Is T-Shirt

Accept Life As It Is T-Shirt (Customize It)

Funny shirt is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Stay Socially Unpopular T-Shirt

Someone told me once that I was the best kept secret online. What a great honor is that? If you are a secret, how will anyone find you? Tired of setting goals, I will keep being the best kept secret online.

Keep Being the Best-Kept Secret Online Tee

Realistic goal setting is knowing your limitation. If you have worked hard to see yourself on the front page of any browser and find that you are on page 1,000, then you can only expect to see yourself on your pathetic website.

Front Page Online Never T-Shirt (Custom It)

We can teach an old dog new tricks. But people are too set in their ways. Bad habits can be broken, if you work at it. As a hard worker, I tend to forget about the KISS method (Keep It Simple and Stupid).

Continue Working Harder and NotT-Shirt (Custom It) T-Shirt

Continue Working Harder and Not Smarter! T-Shirt

Don't Try for Any Awards T-Shirt

Don't Try for Any Awards! They Are For Other People! It is all a popularity contest. No matter how hard you try, awards will be given to other people.

Don't Try for Any Awards T-Shirt (Custom It)

This year I promise not to set any goals. No goals means no disappointments and nothing broken. My New Years resolution is to not resolute! Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Set No Goals and None Will Be Broken T-Shirt

Expect Nothing and Disappointment Will Not Follow! We all have dreams and expectations. But when we expect too much disappointment is all we will get. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Goal: Expect Nothing T-Shirt (Custom It)

No Goal Setting T-Shirt

Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.  All of this is customizable. Change any of the goals to suit your own.



Ten Goals for a Pessimist Poster

Front Page Online Never Coffee Mug. Realistic goal setting is knowing your limits. If you have worked hard to see yourself on the front page of any browser and find that you are on page 1,000, then you can only expect to see yourself on your pathetic website. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.

Front Page Online Never Coffee Mug

Realistic goal setting is knowing your limitation. If you have worked hard to see yourself on the front page of any browser and find that you are on page 1,000, then you can only expect to see yourself on your pathetic website. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Front Page Online Never Keychain

Funny bag is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Front Page Online Never Large Tote Bag

Front Page Online Never Magnet

Realistic goal setting is knowing your limitation. If you have worked hard to see yourself on the front page of any browser and find that you are on page 1,000, then you can only expect to see yourself on your pathetic website. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.

Front Page Online Never Mouse Pad

Front Page Online Never Pinback Button

Front Page Online Never T-Shirt

Front Page Online Never Trucker Hat

Expect Nothing and Disappointment Will Not Follow! We all have dreams and expectations. But when we expect too much disappointment is all we will get.

Goal: Expect Nothing Magnet

Goal: Expect Nothing Mug

Goal: Expect Nothing Button

Goal: Expect Nothing Holiday Postcard

Goal: Expect Nothing Keychain

Goal: Expect Nothing Large Tote Bag

Goal: Expect Nothing Mouse Pad

Goal: Expect Nothing Pinback Button

Goal: Expect Nothing T-Shirt. Expect Nothing and Disappointment Will Not Follow! We all have dreams and expectations. But when we expect too much disappointment is all we will get.

Goal: Expect Nothing T-Shirt

Goal: Expect Nothing Trucker Hat

Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Button

Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Keychain

Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Large Tote Bag

Magnet. Tired for chasing dreams for they turn into nightmares. My goal is to settle for what life serves. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Magnet

Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Mouse Pad

Mug. Tired for chasing dreams for they turn into nightmares. My goal is to settle for what life serves. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Mug

Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams T-Shirt

Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Trucker Hat

Mug. New Year's resolutions, who needs them! Accept yourself for what you are. A Loser!!! Once you can do that, then you can be happy! Tried of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Be Happy as a Loser Coffee Mug

New Year's resolutions, who needs them! Accept yourself for what you are. A Loser!!! Once you can do that, then you can be happy! Tried of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Be Happy as a Loser Holiday Postcard

Be Happy as a Loser Keychain

Be Happy as a Loser Large Tote Bag

Be Happy as a Loser Mouse Pad

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