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Tired for chasing dreams for they turn into nightmares. My goal is to settle for what life serves. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Mouse Pad

New Year's resolutions, who needs them! Accept yourself for what you are. A Loser!!! Once you can do that, then you can be happy! Tried of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Be Happy as a Loser Mouse Pad

Someone told me once that I was the best kept secret online. What a great honor is that? If you are a secret, how will anyone find you. Tired of setting goals, I will keep being the best kept secret online.

Goal: Best Kept Secret Online Mouse Pad

Merry Elves Wrapping Present Mousepad

Every woman know that it is hard to find the right bra. But it is even harder when gravity shifts as we get older.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net. 



Finding the Right Bra Mousepad

Too busy to paint the walls yourself. There are plenty of professional house painters that guarantee their work. But you don't like the price that you get from the quotes. That is where a replacement house painter comes in.  Oh look...she likes to work with different colors!

Replacement House Painter Mouse Pad

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is about oversize loads.



Oversize Load Mouse Pad

Baby boomers may recall a parent saying, "If I had half a mind to..." What does that mean? That you only half way set out to do something or half mean to do it. In this case it goes into the memory loss. After all…it is only half a brain.  Buy in bulk and save. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customize for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an message.

Half a Mind Mousepad

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




If I Want to Rent a Billboard Mug

Life is so bright, I have to wear shades!



Green Face Tote Bag

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. See other D.U.M.B.

 If you would like it on a large sign, contact me to upload a larger one.

When It Comes To Politics Yard Sign

Goal: Expect Nothing T-Shirt. Expect Nothing and Disappointment Will Not Follow! We all have dreams and expectations. But when we expect too much disappointment is all we will get.

Goal: Expect Nothing T-Shirt

Vinyl sticker with a humourous yellow face emoji cartoon that is sad and crying tears. Customize it further to change the background color in the circle. Add your name when you personalize this template. The funny and add your name typography vinyl sticker is 14" x "14 size. Go with the 8" x 8" size or one of the smaller sizes to put on a laptop, water bottles, lunch boxes, luggage, skateboards, car, or anything a vinyl sticker will stick on. For your office, for school, and to have it for anywhere. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com 

Sad Crying Tears Emoji Yellow Face Add Name 14" Sticker

Funny bag is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Be Happy as a Loser Large Tote Bag

Merry Elves Wrapping Present. This is a vintage design with the elves happily wrapping a large Christmas present. Adding to the effect is a modern combination with the green snowflake background.  Please contact me at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Mouse Pad

Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Mouse Pad

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