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Expect Nothing and Disappointment Will Not Follow! We all have dreams and expectations. But when we expect too much disappointment is all we will get.

Goal: Expect Nothing Pinback Button

Funny abnormal pin-back button with a play on words with Abby Normal fashion. This person is crazy fashionwear with the colorful warp spiral fashion.  Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Abnormal Abby Normal Colored Warped Spiral Crazy Button

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Button

In professions, hiring the replacements (scabs, union busters), is not always better. In the beginning of the 2011-2012 NFL season, replacement referees were hired in place of the real referees. Their judgement had not been the best and make the real refs look good. These products you can see in the "Ref'd Up" folder. The replacements here are everything else, starting with replacement artist. This artist is just learning to draw and loves crayons. You wanted a nice painting in your living room, but refused to pay for a good artist. This is what you get.

Replacement Artist Button

Realistic goal setting is knowing your limitation. If you have worked hard to see yourself on the front page of any browser and find that you are on page 1,000, then you can only expect to see yourself on your pathetic website. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.

Front Page Online Never Pinback Button

Large Round Button. Fake News and Alternative Facts is so yesterday and today!  Check for sizes and background colors when editing this product. More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Fake News and Alternative Facts Large Round Button

Pin-Back button. Never to Be Popular on Any Social Level! Some of us just don't fit in. We are not copies of everyone else. That is OK and makes us unique. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.

Goal: Never to Be Popular Pinback Button

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Pinback Button

If a t-shirt were alive, what would it say?

Just Hanging Around T-Shirt

Warlock Instincts Unisex T-Shirt. A well-known actor has been making catch phases. Some believed he is not playing with a full deck. Some say he is bipolar, but he is claiming it to be bi-winning.

Warlock Instincts Unisex T-Shirt

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.

All...Hands Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Funny things a man would say, even if it is true.

I Am Man Hear Me Fart Pinback Button

Political t-shirt of the most corrupt senator (allegedly). Has more of a ring to it with Ditch the Mitch fashion. Hashtag Ditchthemitch clothing. It is time to say goodbye to Mitch McConnell who fails to do his job for the people of America. Instead of pleasing Donald Trump.

Ditch the Mitch, Hashtag Ditchthemitch, Evil, ZFJ T-Shirt

Large funny face outline that is sad, weeping and crying. 3 sizes available.

 All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products.

Light Weeping Crying Face Outline, ZFJG Address Label

Frog in tea cup sticker. Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.  Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Goal: Expect Nothing Pinback Button

Goal: Expect Nothing Pinback Button

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