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New Year's resolutions, who needs them! Accept yourself for what you are. A Loser!!! Once you can do that, then you can be happy! Tried of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Be Happy as a Loser Mouse Pad

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.



No Monsters Sign Mouse Pad

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. This is about zombie warning.



Zombie Warning Road Sign Mouse Pad

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually, all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




If I Want to Rent a Billboard Mouse Pad

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.



All...Hands Mouse Pad

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.



Republicans Have D.U.M.B. Mouse Pad

Long term memory or short term memory, it doesn't matter. It is all shot. Now who are you? What I'm I doing here?

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customize for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an message.

Memory Lapse Mousepad

Our you a bit out of this world? Then this is the ideal gift for you. We are not alone. These signs are about alien warning. Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more.



Alien Warning Mouse Pad

This Irish man is riding on a green frog. If you see something like this, then it is time to stop partying.  Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.



Riding a Frog on St. Patrick's Day Card

Value Poster Paper. I will never tell a lie quote above the silhouette of a puppet boy with a long nose. Trust me, Just alternative facts. Check for sizes and background colors when editing this product. More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design.

Long Nose Alternative Facts Value Poster Paper

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?

Just Lying Around Coaster

Christmas time with Santa and a coal stove burner.



Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Mouse Pad

Spritz Me Coaster

Skeleton Praying Halloween Mug. Praying for you to come to my party. I won't rattle any bones.

Skeleton Praying Halloween Mug

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

Be Happy as a Loser Mouse Pad

Be Happy as a Loser Mouse Pad

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