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Expect Nothing and Disappointment Will Not Follow! We all have dreams and expectations. But when we expect too much disappointment is all we will get.

Goal: Expect Nothing T-Shirt

Funny unisex t-shirt. Mike Pence has a fly on his head during the VP debate. This could be a Trump fly feeding him answers. The blue flyswatter is Biden swatting Trump.

Trump Fly on Pence Head with Flyswatter, ZFJ T-Shirt

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Black Font Insult Unisex T-Shirt

Funny shirt is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

All...Hands T-Shirt

A well-known actor has been making catch phases. Some believed he is not playing with a full deck. Some say he is bi-polar, but he is claiming it to be bi-winning.  Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Wisdom and Bitchin'-ness T-shirt

New Year's resolutions, who needs them! Accept yourself for what you are. A Loser!!! Once you can do that, then you can be happy!

Be Happy as a Loser T-Shirt (Customize It)

White font on baby's bodysuit, which can be customized for any clothing style for men, women and children. Choose this first before customizing. The funny typographical quote that is trendy with Eyebrows on Fleek. Meaning flawlessly styled, perfectly groomed, looking great. A to be on fleek with everything. Perfectly done or exactly right. Personalize this with changing the font or your own quote. Add a colored background or photo.

White Eyebrows on Fleek Trendy Flawless Style, ZFJ Baby Bodysuit

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Gift Box

Yass Queen Yas Kween Boss Fabulous Add Name Cutting Board. Are you a Yass Queen? Being a Yass Queen is the highest honor. It means you're a boss, you're cool and you have great ideas. Life brings you great pleasure. You're fabulous! This is for you, whether you want it for your office, school, or just to have it. A yass queen can be female or male. View all my shops here https://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Yass Queen Yas Kween Boss Fabulous Add Name  Cutting Board

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax! Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Replacement Dentist Case-Mate Samsung Galaxy Case

A well-known actor has been making catch phases. Some believed he is not playing with a full deck. Some say he is bipolar, but he is claiming it to be bi-winning.  This actor was fired from his well-known comedy that premiered on September 22, 2003. He was asked to get help for his addictions. But his actor states that he has been clean for some time and that he has always been on time and professional on the set. The network agrees here.  Being the highest-paid actor on TV and now unemployed. He really is winning, with his high-paid endorsements off his Twitter Tweets and gaining more popularity than before. This actor said he has no plans on copyrighting any of his quotes, which makes it a fair gain for those entrepreneurs. These products have his quotes and a few of my own. Duh, still winning. Enjoy these classic t-shirts.

Mr. Awesome Bandwagon T-shirt

I Am Man Hear Me Fart Adult Apron. Funny things a man would say, even if it is true.

I Am Man Hear Me Fart Adult Apron

Funny bag is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Bag

Greeting card that you replaces the "add your own text" note on the inside. I will never tell a lie words above the silhouette of a puppet boy with a long nose. Trust me, Just alternative facts. Choose between the different sizes of cards and background colors. Change the text to anything you want it to be. Can be anniversary, friendship or just a funny card to send out. Text on both sides inside the card. Make it your own! More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Goal: Expect Nothing T-Shirt

Goal: Expect Nothing T-Shirt

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