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Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate featuring the text "Happy Thanksgiving" with a pumpkin and laurels. The top text, "Don't let politics ruin this meal" and the bottom text "Smith Family Turkey Dinner Extravaganza" can be customized with your own personalized text.

Happy Thanksgiving Custom Paper Plates

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Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Pumpkin PIE FIXES everything" Featuring a piece of pie, stars, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "It's time for dessert! So let's forgive and forget" to your own funny text.

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate that says "Gobble Gobble. Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub! YAY GOD!" The bottom text can be modified to your own special phrase.

Gobble Gobble Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Let's Get Basted!" Featuring turkey, flowers, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "Eat, Drink, and Be Merry. Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!"

Let's Get Basted! Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Cookie featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny Cookie

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic Purple & Green door mat rug

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Square Sticker

Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes Sleeping - Funny T-Shirt

I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Travel Mug

Bah Humbug Skull and Candy Canes Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Dreaming of a White Christmas - Funny  T-Shirt

Gift ideas for the sarcastic mom! Is there a funny mom that you would like to share these with? Perhaps that mom is you!

Funny Gift Ideas For Moms

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories, a funny coffee mug to begin your daily routine. Personalize this mug by changing the word "Sarcasm" to your favorite cynical word! Customize this product even further by changing the colors on the mug: 3 colors available to change. 

Funny Mug:If Only (your WORD here) Burned Calories Coffee Mug

A funny Customizable stainless steel water bottle that says "Me? Sarcastic? NEVER". 

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Customizable Stainless Steel Water Bottle

"Dear Santa It's a Long Story" Is a Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes.

Dear Santa It's a Long Story - Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical mug with the phrase "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping." on it.

Skeleton holding a bouquet of Skulls and Flowers that says, "FOR YOU"

Skeleton with Skulls and Flowers Bouquet "FOR YOU" T-Shirt

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little go F🕊️☮️✌️ yourself. A funny sarcastic t-shirt for the zen master who's having a tough day.

Funny T-Shirt : Mostly Peace Love and Light

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Colorful

Funny #SorryNotSorry t-shirt that says "I'M NOT weird I'M Limited EDITION". Personalize "#SorryNotSorry" with your own name or hashtag.

Happy Thanksgiving Custom Paper Plates

Happy Thanksgiving Custom Paper Plates

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