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Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate featuring the text "Happy Thanksgiving" with a pumpkin and laurels. The top text, "Don't let politics ruin this meal" and the bottom text "Smith Family Turkey Dinner Extravaganza" can be customized with your own personalized text.

Happy Thanksgiving Custom Paper Plates

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Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate that says "Gobble Gobble. Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub! YAY GOD!" The bottom text can be modified to your own special phrase.

Gobble Gobble Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Pumpkin PIE FIXES everything" Featuring a piece of pie, stars, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "It's time for dessert! So let's forgive and forget" to your own funny text.

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Let's Get Basted!" Featuring turkey, flowers, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "Eat, Drink, and Be Merry. Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!"

Let's Get Basted! Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I'm dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS. But if the White runs out I'll drink the RED." A great gift for wine lovers, sarcastic personalities, and YOU!

Dreaming of a White Christmas - Funny  T-Shirt

Funny Mug with the statement "I have absolutely no desire to fit in"

Funny Mug: "I have absolutely no desire to fit in" Mug

Cynical poster with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Poster

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Christmas Ornament featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny  Snowflake Pewter Christmas Ornament

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical mug with the phrase "Normal People Scare Me" on it.

Normal People Scare Me - Funny Quote Mug

A funny Christmas shirt for men and women featuring a skull wearing a Santa's hat and 2 candy canes behind it mimicking crossbones. The words "Bah! Humbug" And "Just Give Me Candy Canes" can be customized with your own quote. 🎅 Look for more funny Christmas tee shirts in our store.

Bah Humbug Skull and Candy Canes Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Candied Apple with skull frosting inviting you to "Bite Me". Add a little fun to your Halloween treats with this fun floral skull design.

Bite Me Skull Hershey's Candy Favors

Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep up during the holidas? This Cranky Christmas Beer Stein is a great way to express your holiday cheer. Personalize this beer stein with your name and/or quote. Get the matching funny t-shirt here: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_christmas_cheer_no_no_no_funny_green_t_shirt-235466569730195578

Cranky Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Beer Stein

Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas. Replace the "protein shakes" with your preferred beverage choice.

Happy Thanksgiving Custom Paper Plates

Happy Thanksgiving Custom Paper Plates

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