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I'm mostly peace love and light and a little go F*@$ yourself. A funny sarcastic poster for the zen master who's having a tough day.

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little- grey poster

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little... poster

Cynical poster with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Poster

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little- blue poster

Express yourself with this funny phone grip that says "I may look calm. But in my head I've pecked you 3 times". The rooster is wearing glasses and tilts his head to the side.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this sarcastic chicken with attitude!

Funny Rooster Phone Grip

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Christmas Ornament featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny  Snowflake Pewter Christmas Ornament

Have a little black magic in your shot glass with this Halloween shot glass.

Halloween Potion of Death Shot Glass

Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Let's Get Basted!" Featuring turkey, flowers, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "Eat, Drink, and Be Merry. Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!"

Let's Get Basted! Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

"I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping" funny t-shirt. Match with the mug here: https://www.zazzle.com/im_not_always_sarcastic_funny_quote_mug-168736414516703244

Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes Sleeping - Funny T-Shirt

A funny Christmas t-shirt featuring Santa Claus and his reindeer with a checklist "Nice, Naughty, Drunk" and a customizable line, "Just don't tell me about it in the morning"

Santa's Naughty (Drunk) List - Funny Christmas T-Shirt

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic Purple & Green door mat rug

Skeleton juggling skulls and jack-o-lanterns encouraging you to "Stay Spooky". Customize the back with your holiday greetings. 

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little- grey poster

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little- grey poster

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Other posters & prints from various stores