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"Dear Santa I regret nothing" Is a Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes. A great addition to Sana's cookie tray.

Dear Santa I regret nothing - Funny Cookie Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

"Dear Santa It's a Long Story" Is a Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes.

Dear Santa It's a Long Story - Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

"Let's leave Santa out of this" funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring a gnome, candy canes, an ornament, a bow, and snowflakes.

Let's Leave Santa Out Of This - Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Candied Apple with skull frosting inviting you to "Bite Me". Add a little fun to your Halloween treats with this fun floral skull design.

Bite Me Skull Hershey's Candy Favors

Express yourself with this Funny Anti-Social Rooster Phone Grip that says "Whew That was close. I almost had to socialize". The rooster has a shocked look on his face.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this sarcastic chicken with attitude!

Funny Anti-Social Rooster Phone Grip

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I'm dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS. But if the White runs out I'll drink the RED." A great gift for wine lovers, sarcastic personalities, and YOU!

Dreaming of a White Christmas - Funny  T-Shirt

A funny travel mug that says "Me? Sarcastic? NEVER". 

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Travel Mug

Cynical poster with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Poster

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little go F*@$ yourself. A funny sarcastic poster for the zen master who's having a tough day.

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little- blue poster

Funny #Momlife mug that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name.

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife mug

A funny Christmas flask featuring Santa Claus and his reindeer with a checklist "Nice, Naughty, Drunk" and a customizable line, "Just don't tell me about it in the morning" Match this with the t-shirt at: https://www.zazzle.com/santas_naughty_drunk_list_funny_christmas_t_shirt-235105408064142071

Santa's Naughty (Drunk) List - Funny Christmas Flask

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical mug with the phrase "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping." on it.

I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug

Fun dancing skeletons are ready to help your party get halloweird with this magic potion mix.  Change "Magic potion mix" to your special label to match your party theme.

Dear Santa I regret nothing - Funny Cookie Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Dear Santa I regret nothing - Funny Cookie Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

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