Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Postcard

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to send a card or something to your wine snob friends, and this postcard is just the thing. So you can cross that off the list. You're welcome. XXOO