Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at a wine tasting with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Magnet

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at the wine bar: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Kitchen Towel

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wooden Box Sign

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at a party: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

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Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Adult Apron

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Large Tote Bag

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at the wine bar: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Square Paper Coaster

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Stone Coaster

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at the party: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Stemless Wine Glass

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Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Postcard

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun postcard.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Add this popular wine meme and postcard to your wine quotes collection! Send one to a friend you haven't joked with in a while.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Postcard

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this postcard of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. 

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Postcard

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Postcard

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. The C.C. and funny quote are all on a postcard, perfect to send to any wine lover with a sense of humor. 

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a fun greeting card.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Postcard

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Mug

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in 2020 and '21.

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Mug

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. 

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Happy Halloween from The Cabernet Cat! Here is a 4-in-1 coaster set, with 4 different designs in 1 set of coasters, alternating black and white backgrounds. Two designs are the "Happy Hallowine" design starring none other than The Cabernet Cat himself, and two are the "Hocus Pocus!" design starring The C.C.'s dear cousin, Blanca! Here's hoping your Halloween is fun-scary with no real-scary surprises. Cheers!

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Are you one of the faithful who've been fans of The Cabernet Cat and his funny wine quotes from way back? Or did you just discover him on Zazzle, or other places where k8company products can be found? Either way, you NEED one of these buttons to wear proudly, show solidarity, and, well, because they're cool. Perfect for wine tasting excursions! And you can always find The Cabernet Cat at zazzle.com/thecabernetcat.

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Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine for Dinner Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote T-Shirt

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Mug

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Tote Bag

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Square Paper Coaster

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Ceramic Ornament

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Wine Label

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Kitchen Towel

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Postcard

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Throw Pillow

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white wine runs out, I'll drink the red. Because the Cabernet Cat is all about red wine anyway. I guess you could say he's ambi-WINE-rous. (Ooh, not funny, sorry!) So this trendy wine quote is on a Christmas card. There's The C.C. himself holding his almost-empty glass of white wine, a cool retro font, and some burgundy stars decoration. You can customize it by changing the text inside to something of your own. Happy Holidays!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Postcard

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Postcard

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