Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Stone Coaster

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this classy stone coaster is just the thing (four types of stone to choose from). So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. XXOO