Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat T-Shirt

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Stone Coaster

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Kitchen Towel

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers! Have a fantastic wine gift bag on us! Well, actually you do need to pay for it.

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Wine Gift Bag

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Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Here is a set of stemless wine glasses to get you started. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Large Tote Bag

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Magnet

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Adult Apron

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Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Postcard

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars, adding to the mid-century style. Even the font has a retro quality. Wine-loving cat fans who appreciate vintage style and funny wine sayings will love getting this humorous postcard in the mail.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a postcard.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Postcard

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! We're friends!

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Postcard

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on a postcard, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink stars, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four(!) Santa chapeaux! And there's space on the back for personalized text from you!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Postcard

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Mug

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Napkins

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Magnet

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's most popular wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Let's drink wine and judge people; I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine; It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine; and I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in an attractive case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wine Label

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Card

We Ferment to Be Together Punny Wine Gift Bag

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Poker Cards

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Large Tote Bag

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Square Paper Coaster

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Magnet

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Napkins

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wooden Box Sign

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

Friendship Wine Quotes

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's sassiest wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine saying favorites: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? I would guess about half an hour; I do yoga every day. Just kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants; I always keep a bottle of wine for special occasions. Thursday, for example; and I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. The Cabernet Cat et al. are featured on each one, of course, and each has a different colorful photographic background.  The coasters are made of acrylic and come in an attractive, sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a sassy friend, or for yourself! Think how fun the coasters would be on tables as party decor! Look for different coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about white wine, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Gewürztraminer Gezundheit; Oops! did I buy Prosecco instead of milk again?; Everything happens for a Riesling; and Today I'm going to be as useless as the "t" in Pinot Grigio. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Postcard

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Postcard

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