"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends who will be wine-tender for the day, and this apron is just the thing. So you can cross that off. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Adult Apron

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to throw a party for one of your wine snob friends, and paper cartoon cocktail napkins will look very nice on the tables. So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. LOL XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Napkins

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends who's throwing a party sometime, and this funny mustard yellow wine gift bag is just the thing. So you can cross that off the list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Gift Bag

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"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this funny cat tote bag is just the thing. So you can cross that off. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends who's throwing a party sometime, and these funny wine labels are just the thing. So you can cross that off. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Label

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this mug might be just the thing. It has the funny cat wine saying with a bonus on the other side: (This might be Pinot Grigio.) So you can cross that off your shopping list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Coffee Mug

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this fridge magnet might be just the thing. So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Magnet

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this faux canvas print will look very nice in their basement wine bar. So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Faux Canvas Print

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and these paper coasters are just the thing for the wine tasting party they're planning. So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Square Paper Coaster

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame.

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Kitchen Towel

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"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends who's throwing a party sometime, and this funny mustard yellow wine gift box is just the thing. So you can cross that off the list. You're welcome. XXOO

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. Well, you probably have your own friends. So here are some excellent ideas for gifts with this design.

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Box

Hey, Mam (or Mom, Mother, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Box

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this wine gift box starring The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift box for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. It has customizable text and signature to complete the wine love.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Box

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. Here is a wine gift box featuring the funny wine quote.

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Wine Box

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a wine gift box. And don't forget to customize with your own text!

Wine for Mother's Day Wine Box

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a teal color wine gift box is just for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Wine Box

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Large Tote Bag

Drink Wine and Judge Funny Cat Gift Bag

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Napkins

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on gifts that are perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat

Wine for Mother's Day T-Shirt

Wine for Mother's Day Holiday Card

Wine for Mother's Day Thermal Wine Tumbler

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mom a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. 

Wine for Mother's Day

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about friends and friendship, on a coaster set including these four wine sayings: The best wines are the ones we drink with friends; What's a bottle of wine between friends? Empty; Good friends, good wine, good times; and Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget. The Cabernet Cat and a few friends are featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a dear friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'll be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Friendship Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Ceramic Ornament

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Stone Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Wine Gift Bag

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Adult Apron

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Postcard

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Napkins

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Nothing says "I Mean Business" like using a cart at the wine store. And the Cabernet Cat always means business when he's buying wine. Our favorite cartoon black cat wearing his dark glasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine approves.

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Poker Cards

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Postcard

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Magnet

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool Cabernet Cat you know and love.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Magnet

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Napkins

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Postcard

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Box

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Box

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