"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this funny cat tote bag is just the thing. So you can cross that off. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this fridge magnet might be just the thing. So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Magnet

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this faux canvas print will look very nice in their basement wine bar. So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Faux Canvas Print

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this mug might be just the thing. It has the funny cat wine saying with a bonus on the other side: (This might be Pinot Grigio.) So you can cross that off your shopping list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Coffee Mug

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this t-shirt is just the thing. So you can cross that off. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine T-Shirt

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this classy stone coaster is just the thing (four types of stone to choose from). So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Stone Coaster

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this unisex t-shirt is just the thing. So you can cross that off. You're welcome. XXOO

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to throw a party for one of your wine snob friends, and paper cartoon cocktail napkins will look very nice on the tables. So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. LOL XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Napkins

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends who will be wine-tender for the day, and this apron is just the thing. So you can cross that off. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Adult Apron

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends who's throwing a party sometime, and this funny mustard yellow wine gift box is just the thing. So you can cross that off the list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Box

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"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this unisex sexy black t-shirt is just the thing. So you can cross that off. You're welcome. XXOO

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. Well, you probably have your own friends. So here are some excellent ideas for gifts with this design.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat T-Shirt

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun T-Shirt

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat T-Shirt

A selection of fun items to show your love and support of The Cabernet Cat. Thank you!

Cabernet Cat Fan Merch

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. 

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Happy New Year Funny Cat with Champagne T-Shirt

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from the Cabernet Cat: "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun T-Shirt

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Wine for Mother's Day

This Mother's Day, give your mam, mom, or mum a bottle of her favorite wine. After all, you're probably the reason she drinks! New collection: "It's your turn to wine!" More designs are coming, so stay tuned!
  

Mother's Day Wine Quotes

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Stone Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Wine Gift Bag

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Adult Apron

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Throw Pillow

Happy New Year Funny Cat with Champagne Stone Coaster

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

Happy New Year Funny Cat with Champagne Wooden Box Sign

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

You've probably seen or heard the popular wine quotes in this collection before. If they're some of your favorites, you're not alone. They're classic!


Classic Wine Quotes

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Postcard

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wine Label

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine T-Shirt

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine T-Shirt

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Other men's t-shirts from various stores