Hey, Mom (or Mother, Mam, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining. Daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! (No, I didn't leave out the "h." It's a wine pun! Get it? Your turn to WINE. That's right: You raised a kid with a great sense of humor.) And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

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Hey, Mom (or Mother, Mam, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! (No, I didn't leave out the "h." It's a wine pun! Get it? Your turn to WINE. That's right: You raised a kid with a great sense of humor.) And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Thermal Wine Tumbler

Hey, Mom (or Mother, Mam, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! (No, I didn't leave out the "h." It's a wine pun! Get it? Your turn to WINE. That's right: You raised a kid with a great sense of humor.) And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best! (Hey kid: If you like, you can change "Mother" to Mom or Mam or Mum. Or something else!)

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Card

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

Hey, Mother (or Mom, Mam, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

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It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Label

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Throw Pillow

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! (No, I didn't leave out the "h." It's a wine pun! Get it? Your turn to WINE. That's right: You raised a kid with a great sense of humor.) And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best! 

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Apron

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! (No, I didn't leave out the "h." It's a wine pun! Get it? Your turn to WINE. That's right: You raised a kid with a great sense of humor.) And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best! (Hey kid: If you like, you can change "Mother" to Mom or Mam or Mum. Or something else!)

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Hey, Mam (or Mom, Mother, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Box

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a teal color wine gift box is just for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Wine Box

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a wine gift box. And don't forget to customize with your own text!

Wine for Mother's Day Wine Box

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. Here is a wine gift box featuring the funny wine quote.

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Wine Box

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends who's throwing a party sometime, and this funny mustard yellow wine gift box is just the thing. So you can cross that off the list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Box

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this wine gift box starring The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift box for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. It has customizable text and signature to complete the wine love.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Box

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Postcard

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk T-Shirt

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Large Tote Bag

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Stone Coaster

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Kitchen Towel

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. 

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Postcard

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Napkins

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Large Tote Bag

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Adult Apron

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about friends and friendship, on a coaster set including these four wine sayings: The best wines are the ones we drink with friends; What's a bottle of wine between friends? Empty; Good friends, good wine, good times; and Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget. The Cabernet Cat and a few friends are featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a dear friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'll be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Friendship Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Tote Bag

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat T-Shirt

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Wooden Box Sign

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Glass Coaster

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Wine Gift Bag

People say I look at life through rosé colored glasses. But I don't see it. That's with an accent on the "e" by the way, and rosé wine, not pink champagne. I hope I'm not being confusing. I was going for punny.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

I Drink Wine with the Cabernet Cat Fan Mug

Etched Wine Drinking Cat, Cabernet Cat Logo Wine Glass

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat PopSocket

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat Wine Gift Bag

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat T-Shirt

I Drink Wine with the Cabernet Cat Fan Stemless Wine Glass

A selection of fun items to show your love and support of The Cabernet Cat. Thank you!

Cabernet Cat Fan Merch

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Adult Apron

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Stemless Wine Glass

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood T-Shirt

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Wine Gift Bag

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Wine Label

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Tri-Blend Shirt

Happy Halloween (Well, maybe not so much for the cat)! But how did THIS happen? The Cabernet Cat has lost his head and is holding it in his hand! What a scary blood dripping mess! And of course the blood is red wine colored, not your typical blood red. Spooky creepy wishes for a frightening Halloween!

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Funny wine drinking designs for Halloween from The Cabernet Cat and cousin Blanca! Wooooo-Oooooo!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Box

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Box

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