Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Napkins

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to throw a party for one of your wine snob friends, and paper cartoon cocktail napkins will look very nice on the tables. So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. LOL XXOO