True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from your Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with your socks (one size fits all)! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Socks

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let your "I Love Fruitcake" t-shirt fly! (Well, while you're wearing it.) This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake T-Shirt

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Tell everyone you know (here are some postcards) This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Holiday Postcard

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let it be known by your apron, even if you're not making a fruitcake! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Adult Apron

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with a button (in sizes small to colossal)! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Button

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with your kitchen towel (there's a matching apron!)! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Kitchen Towel

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let your "I Love Fruitcake" t-shirt fly! (Well, while you're wearing it.) This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with a fridge magnet! Buy several and put them all over the place! (OK, one or two will be good.) This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Magnet

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let your coffee mug say it for you! There's even a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake on the back. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Mug

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True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with a fabulous throw pillow! There's even a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake on the back. Is your mouth watering yet?

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Throw Pillow

Did you know the word "copacetic," or "copasetic," (meaning "everything is OK") actually started to become popular in the Roaring Twenties? Here is a retro 1920s typography design of word quote art using "copacetic" in an Art Deco color palette and font style. It's stylish and chic home decor on this lumbar shaped throw pillow.

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography, Colors Lumbar Pillow

Is "totally" part of the retro lingo you brought with you from the eighties and are still totally saying today? Maybe you prefer the shortened version, totes. Admit it: You're totes a valley girl at heart. Here's a throw pillow with a typographically created 80s "Totally!" design, in New Wave hot pink and black on a turquoise background, that will totally take you back to some hopefully good times.

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Lumbar Pillow

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a throw pillow. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Throw Pillow

There's no argument with the familiar It is what it is meme. Here is a pretty way to look at it: with the words circling around a pretty black and white swirling Celtic design mandala, like a mantra to meditate on. AKA, the what meme, what it is what it is, and a great words tattoo idea, here on a throw pillow in a calming green.

"It Is What It Is" Meme and Swirling Celtic Design Throw Pillow

Here's a cute green monster filled with fun, who has big eyes, four waving arms and three legs, all on a bright yellow background, and it wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mom, Dad, Auntie, Uncle, Gran or another family member or friend, you can add the little person's name and your title, and they'll have a totally unique child's custom cartoon throw pillow that's all their own. On the back is a repeating pattern of the monster character, also on the yellow background.

Cute Green Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Throw Pillow

Indoorsy: the opposite of outdoorsy. And proud of it.

indoorsy | minimalist lumbar pillow

Have you ever been in one of those moods? When you just want to be with your cat, drink some wine, and watch British crime dramas? Binge watch for hours? Hasn't everyone? Here are some cute illustrations of a cat, a glass of red wine, and a cartoon yellow and blue checked UK police car, along with some clever typography for a funny saying about your happy place. Note: It's easy to change the background color if you'd like! Click "Edit Design," then "Bkground" on the far left, then choose a color (front and back separately).

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas Throw Pillow

Be Nice Kindness Message T-Shirt

Be Nice Kindness Message Button

Be Nice Kindness Message Sticker

Be Nice Kindness Message Classic Round Sticker

Here's a good message to spread around: Be nice. Seems simple, and we hear it all the time, but a reminder to follow the Golden Rule is never out of line, especially in times when bullying is sadly a problem. Here is the positive quote, simply stated in a paint brush like font.

Be Nice Kindness Message

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote T-Shirt

Better grab my dumbrella. It's really stupid out there today. Here is a comical drawing of a retro lady in a black dress. She's got an umbrella, and she's thinking of going out, but the thought of the dumb state of the world these days gives her pause. All we can do is try to protect ourselves from the idiotic, rude, annoying, peopley people and carry on. At least there are dumbrellas, coffee, and mugs to drink it out of with humorous, sarcastic sayings and a funny quote here and there to make us laugh and lighten up about the insanity before we go completely insane ourselves.

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote

Here is a humorous twist on the familiar philosophy question, "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" The second half of this funny quote is, "a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it." Because there always seems to be a little dog barking its high-pitched yap somewhere -- maybe like the cute little dog in the illustration, who appears to be all through barking for now -- even if you don't know what it's barking at. Anyone who has ever suffered through this annoying situation will appreciate having a laugh at it.

If a Tree Falls in a Forest Funny Chihuahua Coffee Mug

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Wooden Box Sign

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation T-Shirt

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Throw Pillow

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Kitchen Towel

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. That's it! Puerto Backyarda! It just might work. Here's a fun, funny mug, complete with a picture of that cold beer you're going to have, some sunglasses, and even a cocktail umbrella in the beer can. What could be better?

Puerto Backyarda

Stay Feisty Encouragement Mug

Stay Feisty Encouragement T-Shirt

Stay Feisty Encouragement Magnet

Stay Feisty Encouragement Car Magnet

Stay Feisty Encouragement Bumper Sticker

The dictionary says this about "feisty": full of animation, energy, or courage; spirited; spunky; plucky. Whoa, that's a lot of adjectives! Oh, and also "ill-tempered; pugnacious. troublesome; difficult." OK, you can be that too. But is that so bad? Cheer up, everybody, for Heaven's sake!

Stay Feisty Encouragement

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote T-Shirt

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote Poster

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote  Keychain

Oh, you thought it was "To be or not to be, that is the question." That was Hamlet. This is ... that person who loves puns. So was your pun intended, or was there no pun intended? That is the question.

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote

Popular meme on a funny mug: Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? Featuring a retro drawing of a sleepy (possibly hungover) woman talking on a vintage phone. On the reverse side of the mug is a copy of the illustration with a customized name in matching font, which is a cute, semi messy hand written script. Great gift for "not a morning person" friends who need a couple cups of coffee before they can function in the morning.

I Love Fruitcake Throw Pillow

I Love Fruitcake Throw Pillow

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