I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people

When you really, really like something--say, reading, coffee, puppies, knitting, cauliflower, whatever--you may even like it more than you like people. Well, maybe there are three people you really like. Or maybe you just don't like people very much. Either way, here's a funny (and a little sarcastic) item or two with such a statement on them, where you can personalize the likable thing with your likable thing.